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[LeBron James @KingJames]

What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!

[John Moe @johnmoe]

13yo: I heard one of the Muppets died of a heroin overdose.
6yo: (quietly) Kermit.

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

https://t.co/ejhBk0PmDY

[J @Trav0042]

@ckopech @Mobute Would love one 🙏

[J @Trav0042]

@TatyYells I’m still in need 🙏

[J @Trav0042]

@ItsTheSiduation @Mobute I’m still in need. Please DM if you’ve still got one. Thanks!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Joe Rogan Stunned After 5-Year-Old Informs Him That Horseys Come From Outer Space https://t.co/EndYgJEaHi

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Going through Father's Day gift guides looking for treats to get myself like...

[Tom Orsborn @tom_orsborn]

Pop used final 10 minutes of his pre-game presser to slam “cowardly, oblivious legislators” for their inaction on gun control in wake of the mass shootings that have plagued America. Their inaction, he said, has contributed to making the U.S. the “laughingstock” of the world..

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

That is a *chant*

[Legendary demi-hottie Li’l 🌳 @karengeier]

No it’s about stuff that actually benefits humanity like ending charter schools

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The real cities in America are New York, Chicago, Philly, Miami, Baltimore, Atlanta, Minneapolis, Oakland, Houston, Seattle, and Detroit. Every other city is some degree of fraudulent.

[J @Trav0042]

@DavidLaneDesign Favorite older examples / makers? I love an old Seiko Skyliner or champion, Mido, or Omega.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Twitter Adds ‘Context’ Label To Clarify When Tweets Make Elon Musk Sad https://t.co/6TKFHBI1nS

[David Hill @davehill77]

My ex wife has stopped sleeping with me. Does she hate sex?

[Nathan @NathanAClark]

👑 @richarlison97

[peckhead @h3ckdaddy]

Decided to decline my $20,000 loan forgiveness. Grind never stops. I wish Biden would ADD $20,000 to my debt just so I can grind even HARDER

[John Reinan @johnnyasheville]

Here's a tidbit on the death of local news. 20 years ago, the St. Cloud Times had nearly 50 people in its newsroom. Now it has 6, according to a former reporter there.

[J @Trav0042]

@TrentonHassles Tough questions for the unsuspecting parent…