Travis.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Travis. @Trav119]

He’ll lose first round and you’ll never hear his name again. Then the most annoying person you’ve ever met in your life will defend his honor online.

[Travis. @Trav119]

The UFC is so funny because every event will have some random guy you’ve never seen before with an absurd record even though you’ve watched every event.

It’ll be like “fighting tonight out of Iowa is Skim Benonevara-Atera. He’s currently on a 29 fight win streak.

[Travis. @Trav119]

His only loss was from a bengal tiger in Sri Lanka, the same one that ate his entire family in front of him when he was 11, and even that loss was from a 12 to 6 elbow penalty.”

Then the announcers will speak about him like he’s one of their best friends.

[Travis. @Trav119]

@iknaenmal

[Joyless Titans Fan @DuckzSzn]

@BleacherReport My girl walked in and I switched it to gay porn bc it was easier to explain than watching this for 25 min straight

[Travis. @Trav119]

@RepDonBacon

[Travis. @Trav119]

@ChrisGloninger Shutup nerd the auto stop start is the worst addition to vehicles in all of automotive history besides the like dial turn shifter that dodge started doing for no reason

[chompy gigante 🎃💜 #caitvi @omgchomp]

so like is anything going to happen from the worst information i’ve ever read in my life coming out or does literally nothing matter at all

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

We need public executions for everyone implicated in the Epstein child sex trafficking and torture rituals.

[Travis. @Trav119]

“Buckle up, it’s about to happen!!!!”

- 1 million people 30x a day on this app being ominous and vague for no reason.

Nothing ever happens

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

Will: im gay
Eleven:

[Travis. @Trav119]

@GeneralJoeM17 People love posting insanely vague shit like this on this app with no context it’s so frustrating

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

No other institution has so much unchecked power. It’s past time to audit the Fed.

[Travis. @Trav119]

Locked in since day 1 by god