Travis Novak

✨ make evry day a baja blast, cuz u nvr kno if it will b ur baja last ✨

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Acquaintance: Hey Trevor ...
Me:

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incorrect username OR password?? nvm i’ll just kms

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wow good for @Kalshi .. crazy glow up for a fiber cereal

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Looking forward to the Super Bowl. I hope both teams lose.

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That said, they’re ok in Wingspan. If they’re meaningfully contributing to my avian ecosystem, they’re fine. But other than that, gtfo.

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I DO NOT like big birds. Cranes. Egrets. Herons. No thank you. Keep those long neck skinny leg wide wing goofies OUT of my orbit.

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biden wasnt on the ticket? did I miss something?

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at a mex restaurant I once watched a guy ask a random table how the elote was - very clearly just to flex that he knew the proper name/pronunciation - they kept asking “what??” and each time he repeated it until he just asked “the corn. How’s the corn?” And they said it was good.

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Next time they open up the playlist at the function, pop in an episode of the GaryVee Audio Experience #stocktips

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canceling Sirius XM should be an Olympic sport.

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every gas station in America has better coffee than dunkin

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shame on anybody that clowned on the pontiac aztek 😔

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aerial america is the best show of all time. other opinions are irrelevant.

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Round up? Mf YOU round up. Price hikin ass restaurant

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Mad Scientists @DukeCannon

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Yeah. I Think You Should Leave is the best show. Yes, ever made. That’s correct: A Google Search

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After decades of sleep paralysis without ever having/seeing a sleep paralysis demon I’ve finally realized … it me. I’m my sleep paralysis demon 😒

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Oh what tragedy hath befallen us?! Hath Krampus descended early!! I demand to know what became of the beloved Salted Carmel & #Ghirardelli Chocolate Chip Cookie! and why, in its hollowing absence, do you torment us with this plastic wrapped LIE?! @Arbys @nihilist_arbys @elonmusk

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how are we still doin cilantro? quit doin cilantro

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every day I carry the weight of knowing it’s only a matter of time until, once again, Taco Bell gets rid of the grilled cheese burrito

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man imagine how good Mitch Hedbergs podcast would’ve been