STATE PROCLAMATION FROM MINISTRY OF COMMERCE & GLORIOUS ENTREPRENEURSHIP
Not only do citizens flock to our radiant borders… now businesses too abandon tired systems of oppression and paperwork to declare allegiance to Slowjamastan.
Why?
Because The Sultan, in infinite generosity and questionable accounting practices, has crafted a non-traditional tax structure so liberating, so visionary… economists are confused, frightened, and slightly aroused.
Here, enterprise is not crushed by bureaucracy.
Here, innovation is not taxed into submission.
Here… businesses thrive under the warm, watchful sunglasses of leadership.
From corner operations to global empires, all are welcome to plant flag in our glorious soil (11 acres, negotiable).
Let it be known:
Slowjamastan is open for business.
And business… is booming.
cc: @travelmassive
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