Pat O'Hara

Give me a challenge.

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

@emilyjashinsky So he does understand empathy!

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

This is the furthest I've ever run! Shout out to @Jimmypisfunny and @WhismanSucks for distracting me through the pain.

@MurderSmall @CrimeInSports
https://t.co/8zwgnyt28S

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

Would a Kickstarter for a bush maze be called a hedge fund?

[Pat O'Hara @Travernus]

I usually avoid binging on cookies.
They make me feel crumby. 🍪

#dadjokes #cookies #food #illseemyselfout #SorryNotSorry #jokes #puns

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A man had a portion of his intestines removed; he has a semi-colon. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#dadjokes #colon #grammarjokes #illseemyselfout #jokes

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#dadjokes #yougetwhatyouaskfor #Facebook

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What food goes best with a tuxedo?

Thai 🥬

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@WhismanSucks That just looks like Damian Lewis in a Lakers jersey!

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I saw a group of crows outside my window this morning.

Does that make me a murder witness?
#dadjokes #Simpsons #crows #amiwrongthough #funny #notfunny #ornithology @MurderSmall

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What do tabloids and astrology have in common?

They both make up stuff about the stars.

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Stacy's pita chips are just Totino's pizza rolls filled with disappointment...but I don't think Totino's would go well with hummus. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#stacypitachips #totinos #food #amiwrong #whatamidoingwithmylife https://t.co/T4s7Eor8Co

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Cast your vote in the comments. Share this post with your own impression, too! #whodiditbetter #sillyfaces #relationshipgoals https://t.co/uglI0vH35w

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Nintendo is bringing back Guitar Hero!!!

They're gonna call it Mario Speedwagon! 🤷🏻‍♂️

#Nintendo #NintendoSwitch #ClassicRock #yourjokesarebad #dadjokes #marioparty #

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What do you call contraceptives for the less-endowed?

Condom-minimums. 🙃

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Report Card Day!!!

I played the theme to Jaws while passing them out. 🦈💯

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My problem every day of my life https://t.co/smrNia9pw6 via @imgflip

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

You’re my favorite, today, James.

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How come Snoop Dogg has so many accidents in his kitchen?

Cuz he always drops it like it's hot. 😐

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Is it just me or does this brain-eating amoeba belong in Slipknot? #slipknot #weirdthoughts #yeahscience

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One time I coded a staircase.

It was a 12-Step program.