Travis, definitely not Elon in a previous life

Purveryor of sideshow carny bs. He/Him.
This account is fiction inspired by true events.
Comedy is illegal.

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@PeteyGonzalez @90sWWE We know that's you using a burner account, Mark Henry.

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I heard that JD Vance thinks the song "Good ol' Mountain Dew" is about the soft drink.

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I heard that JD Vance thinks the stuff you buy on the parkway in Gatlinburg is real 'shine.

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@solomonster I'm out in rural Kentucky and thought it might be that the antenna signal was cutting out, then I noticed the fox logo still on the screen...

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@JamesUrbaniak Too many chair shots.

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@BillGRinehart I got a new snow blower for Christmas, so you can blame me for the lack of snow this winter.

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Circe the red lored Amazon parrot enjoying the #PuppyBowl

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@ericaDOOM It's getting colder next week, but still not February cold

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@TheJimCornette It's ok, the whole country also saw what his wife did on Jan 6.

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Got my @rayconglobal noise cancelling headphones for Christmas so I can listen to @TheJimCornette and @GreatBrianLast and no one else.

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@Octalthorpe @ask_aubry "I'll have what she's having."

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Hey @MarkHamill is the of "The Muppet Show" with Luke Skywalker, C3PO, and R2-D2 Star Wars canon?

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@Octalthorpe this came up in my memories recently

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Hey @netflix your anti password sharing methods kicked all of my fire tvs off, and the way to reconnect is more complicated than a torrent site.

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@SeanRossSapp People confused by this didn't have siblings growing up.

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@IwriteOK Make sure to talk to @TheJimCornette

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@Wparad Today they emailed me to tell me wife she could sign up, and congratulated her at being at a job she left 12 years ago.

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@MaritoQuiros @Zmussiegillette @GreatBrianLast I've watched Moxley lose in Cincinnati.

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@winemedineme @prodbytimmy513 The one year I did the bockfest parade, kids were lining the street to throw rocks at us, so it's about the same.

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@Buehlmeister @RWJesq 3 big steps, then jump like you're going off a diving board.