Travis Heaps

Actor | Writer | Comedian.......Optimist

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Loving this #Olympics2026 experience.

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WTF @SocialSecurity

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@WhiteHouse Modern GOP will be taught in history books as the embarrassment they are

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@investanswers Haven’t seen your content in a while, just came back to X after a bit to learn that you suck.

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@disclosetv Obama? Epstein was arrested during Trumps first term in 2019. This president is a pedo

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@RealAlexJones @bouny_h So when his administration was pretending it didn’t exist, they were covering for…the democrats? A changing story is a guarantee of guilt. He would have made this statement months ago. Trump is a pedophile and legitimately on the Epstein client list.

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@welp007 @ReesePolitics @heyitspixel69 Not true, he is legally accountable to shareholders

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@ReesePolitics @heyitspixel69 Dilution is not in shareholders best interest

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No, this isn't North Korea you're seeing.

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@SenMullin @POTUS @RapidResponse47 @SenateGOP I believe it. So you’ve used “literally” wrong like a tween girl

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Well I’m appalled my toddler didn’t seem to notice the actor playing Meekah is a different woman.

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@EndWokeness You think Elon did this? 🤣

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@justv11098 @violetkathyw @BEisenhart People following a Carnivore diet are actually paying attention to the science nerds more than most

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Our family goes up to Seattle a few times a year. I often drive to schlep the stuff we need and family flies. Wife convinced me to fly for Thanksgiving. Worst experience flying I’ve ever had. I will never fly @AlaskaAir again. Would rather drive 17hrs than a 3hr Alaska flight

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Ray Kurzweil thinks we will achieve immortality within 5 years. Which is based on technology prolonging health and lifespan. This just means we’re all going to die from horrible accidents. https://t.co/qjRXWVAQcn

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My fatal flaw is believing a minor interest in cooking means all these separate ingredients from a grocery store haul equals food.

And for lunch I’ll be preparing peanut butter on spoon.

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@AuronMacintyre You’re a dumb person

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@AesPolitics1 I don’t understand how you can make the argument that increasing voting ease is bad, without conveying that you’re against democracy.

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@historyinmemes Kinda shows you the type of confidence that gives one the career that Pitt has had. That confidence is his brand.

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@ClayTravis Google exists