Travis J. Dvorak

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@usludurkizim 37

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This is how you to promote a football schedule! https://t.co/735AFDEYak

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@IowaEverywhere @scottsiepker

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https://t.co/HKNrhlKFCM

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@ToddBrommelkamp

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@Sean23Roberts Thoughts and prayers for your dad.

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@ToddBrommelkamp

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Penn Entertainment and ESPN terminate sports betting partnership — CDC Gaming https://t.co/MSjqKK9Y2a

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@ToddBrommelkamp @IowaEverywhere @AndrewCDowns

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Hey @ToddBrommelkamp and @AndrewCDowns, love listening to you from way down here in Albuquerque!

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Hawks on Tap: Andrew Downs and Todd Brommelkamp Preview Iowa-Minnesota https://t.co/RdVXfUXh68

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Hawks on Tap: Andrew Downs and Todd Brommelkamp Preview Iowa-Minnesota https://t.co/RdVXfUXh68

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Math lesson of the day…love it!

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

So let me break it down for all you dummies that don’t understand what just happened…..

You take Seth Rollins — the so-called “Visionary” — and you put him in a ring with Bron Breakker, a Genetic Freak. But what Seth didn’t calculate… was the betrayal quotient.

Now let’s do the math:

Seth thought he had a 100% chance of survival with Bron at his side…

But what he didn’t know is that Bron’s got 66 2/3% loyalty when you factor in family bloodlines, and the other 33 1/3% is PURE RAGE.

So now Seth’s sitting there, asking “WHYYYY?”
I’ll TELL YA WHY!

Because Bron Breakker’s not here to play backup. He’s here to take over! He’s the dog-faced destroyer, and now the leash is OFF.

So Seth…
You took your eye off the math…
You had a 141 2/3% chance of getting BETRAYED…
And now you’re just another statistic in the Steiner Equation of Pain

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And today’s best meme goes to…

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@Hlas

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And the meme award goes to…

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Coincidentally, Bill Belichick was 41 when Jordon Hudson was 7.

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@ChrisMWilliams

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@AndrewCDowns Just got to listen it here down in Albuquerque. Good stuff. Can’t wait until next week.

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@ToddBrommelkamp @AndrewCDowns @ScottDochterman

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Mad math skills!!!

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Now that you're 23, @brocksteiner... let's break it down with some real Steiner Math.

The average 23-year-old?

He's got a 25% chance of bein' in shape.
Add 33 1/3% if he hits the gym regularly, eats clean, and doesn’t skip leg day.
That’s 58 1/3% chance he might look like he belongs.

But that ain't you.
You're a Steiner.
That gives you a 100% chance of freak genetics from the jump.

Let’s factor in the Steiner bloodline bonus:
+25% suplex power
+33 1/3% natural intensity
+50% chance of makin’ grown men nervous just by walkin’ in the room

Now you’re sittin’ at 208 2/3% total dominance.

And the rest of these 23-year-olds?

Subtract the respect you have for their work ethic (that’s zero),
And their chances of outworking, outlifting, or outlasting you drop to absolute ZERO.

You ain’t just 23.

You’re 141 2/3% ahead of the game.

Freak power in the DNA.
Steiner legacy in your veins.
And the math? It don’t lie.

Happy Birthday, Brock.
Now go wreck what’s next.

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Sad day for Eastern Iowa Sports Talk. @ToddBrommelkamp is of the best in the business. I have had the honor and pleasure to be a listener and fan as well as a partner in sports betting promotions. Good man all the way.

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Some personal news.