My favorite bit of acting is when an action movie shooter's gun runs out of ammo and they look at it confused, shaking it like, "Damn it, what's wrong with this contraption! Of all the times to stop working!" as if reloading isn't the most routine step in operating a gun
If God wanted us to use renewable energy, He would’ve put a giant fusion reactor in the sky that bathes the Earth in photons, creates flowing rivers, and causes planetwide wind currents.
Checkmate, libs.
We really want you to feel empowered to take lead on working on whatever you think is most valuable—we trust your judgement! Anyway, unrelated, here’s 60 hours of stuff that I need finished by next Monday. Just trust your judgement on what to work on. 😉 Complete flexibility. 😉
I’ve eaten twenty different takes on “authentic Hawaiian kahlua pork” and somehow none of them have had the same flavor, texture, or shape as any other, and the best one was inexplicably from the cafeteria at work.
Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you
Imagine that some deranged technologists notice one day that lemonade looks a lot like piss. You could almost confuse the two if you overlooked the taste, the smell, the source and the ingredients, and if you had no compunctions about drinking a lot of piss. By this point in Silicon Valley everyone has been guzzling piss for so long that most of them have forgotten they were only pretending to like the taste.