Travis Spomer

Neurodivergent dilettante death-marching into the Swamp of Stupidity

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[Travis Spomer @TravisSpomer]

Is it too late to schedule a Pride month UFC fight called “Fruit Punch”? 🤔

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

invented a new kind of factory farming where the animal suffers even more . we are using ai also

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

My favorite bit of acting is when an action movie shooter's gun runs out of ammo and they look at it confused, shaking it like, "Damn it, what's wrong with this contraption! Of all the times to stop working!" as if reloading isn't the most routine step in operating a gun

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If God wanted us to use renewable energy, He would’ve put a giant fusion reactor in the sky that bathes the Earth in photons, creates flowing rivers, and causes planetwide wind currents.

Checkmate, libs.

[Travis Spomer @TravisSpomer]

We really want you to feel empowered to take lead on working on whatever you think is most valuable—we trust your judgement! Anyway, unrelated, here’s 60 hours of stuff that I need finished by next Monday. Just trust your judgement on what to work on. 😉 Complete flexibility. 😉

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Extroverts have a right to their strange lifestyle; I just shouldn’t have to see it or hear about it.

[Travis Spomer @TravisSpomer]

I’ve eaten twenty different takes on “authentic Hawaiian kahlua pork” and somehow none of them have had the same flavor, texture, or shape as any other, and the best one was inexplicably from the cafeteria at work.

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Mediterranean Crunch salad mix with Mediterranean Style chicken skewers because I was craving ethnic food

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How many times a day are knee bones supposed to pop out of place, like 100? 200’s probably normal, right?

[taoki @justalexoki]

international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny

[Travis Spomer @TravisSpomer]

Wow, they must have like practiced that beforehand or something!

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Foggy this morning.

[Matt O'Brien @ObsoleteDogma]

If you didn’t know that he’s an insane racist, you’d think that Stephen Miller was proudly describing the best thing about America

[tuna @Art_hropod]

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you

[Travis Spomer @TravisSpomer]

@beesandbombs @w__h_ Looks f-
ine to me

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@_NatalieWould Sorry, miss, but no, not that—we meant that we’d kill another dog for free as part of the promotion.

[Travis Spomer @TravisSpomer]

@Skoog This was the print edition of The Onion. The ads might be my favorite part.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Imagine that some deranged technologists notice one day that lemonade looks a lot like piss. You could almost confuse the two if you overlooked the taste, the smell, the source and the ingredients, and if you had no compunctions about drinking a lot of piss. By this point in Silicon Valley everyone has been guzzling piss for so long that most of them have forgotten they were only pretending to like the taste.