Travis

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

@Matthew_Paras

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

CIA accused of using Ancestry and 23andMe to 'hunt down' alien bloodlines in millions of DNA tests

[Travis @TravisT529]

Big K for Bradish

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: The Department of War's UFO Files released today reveal the US Military has shot down at least one UFO.

[Justin Fenton @justin_fenton]

Former Baltimore teacher of the year charged with sexual solicitation of a minor, reports @mayaklora https://t.co/T0AMxzSouP

[B @bmore_sports8]

Ravens vs Bengals on NYE…….

[Ivana Greco @IvanaDGreco]

Very wise teller at the bank drive thru window: I’m giving you three lollipops that are the same flavor so the kids can’t fight over that.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Gen Z will never know the Friday night ritual we grew up with: piling into the car, walking into Blockbuster, and feeling like the weekend had officially begun the second you grabbed those VHS tapes. That’s the real loss.

[Orioles on MASN @masnOrioles]

What the seeds said

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The man who opened fire on a bridge in Massachusetts has been identified by Boston 25 News as Tyler Brown, a repeat offender with a criminal history spanning 20 years. Brown previously fired 13 rounds at Boston police officers in 2020 — prosecutors sought a 12-year sentence, but a judge sentenced him to just 5 years.

[Jaeger Media @jaegermedia1]

The rise of Disney adults, Pokémon adults and a generation of people who never let go of their childhood is due to a decline in people starting families.

You’re supposed to relive your childhood through your children, not literally relive it yourself.

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

Wehiwa Aloy (@Orioles) belts his THIRD HOMER OF THE DAY 🚀🚀🚀

The 2025 No. 31 overall Draft pick has seven homers in his past 10 games for the High-A @FrederickKeys.

[Full Command @FullCommandShow]

🚨SCHEDULE LEAK🚨

#Commanders will face the #Ravens in the “Battle of the Beltway” on Feb. 14, 2027

#RaiseHail

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

11 years ago today, Carrie Fisher made a hilarious Mother’s Day post.

[Michael Magaletta @mikemagz07]

Do you guys think Dianna Russini’s family is celebrating her today?

😬

[🌟🌟 @joga5bonito]

Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Maryland homeowners will pay an extra $1.6 billion on their electric bills over the next decade to subsidize grid costs to feed data centers, according to a state agency

[wapital @wapital3]

if the homeless guy talking to himself all day just typed what he was saying on twitter he would have a house

[Joe Pop @JoePops_]

I think we’re one photo of Russini and Vrabel kissing while she is visibly pregnant away from him stepping down

[Firearm Videos @firearmvideos]

1911 owner after they miss all 7 rounds.