Travis Tack

Comedy! dyslexia! other stuff! (credits: The Onion, BBC, Hard Times, more)

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Steve Albini Standing Outside Gates of Heaven Telling Everyone How Much He Hates the Smashing Pumpkins https://t.co/h4zthvfo1J

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Cop Playing ‘Duck Hunt’ Just Keeps Shooting the Dog https://t.co/D3Ouaar6el

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

Friends, I’ve discovered my life’s purpose.

I’m going to eat the potato-planet.

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

I may never become the youngest writer ever hired at SNL, but there’s still time to become the oldest

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled — which, it turns out, was a mistake because it lead to some guys house and he was super pissed off that I was there.

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

Conan O'Brien influenced my career more than anyone else.

In college, it was Conan who planted those drugs in my backpack. Then he left. When the cops showed up, and I tried to explain that the drugs weren't mine, they belonged to a late night host - I was put into a psych ward

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

One of our favorite books.

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

Remember to check in on your narcissistic friends and make sure everything is still about them

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

I love that LinkedIn is always like: "Hey! Have You Considered Applying to Be The Vice President of Warner Brothers?"

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

Half of Twitter: “the whole world is on fire!”

Other half of Twitter: “Hey - whatever happened to mambos number 1 through 4?”

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

Here’s the thing about Big Bird: a bird that size would definitely eat stray dogs

[BBC Scotland Comedy @BBCComedyScot]

❤️ON AIR NOW❤️

Join @des_clarke and his pannel of @ashleystorrie @govindajeggy @MarcJennings90 and @susie_mccabe as they break some hearts and talk all things romance on @BBCRadioScot

Breaking The News, Valentines Special. Streaming Now on @BBCSounds:💕https://t.co/W6GnhC9hba💕

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

Please stop selling my wife pillows

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

SPARTACUS but with Mario. And, at the end, hundreds of people stand up saying "I'm it'sa me Mario!"

[Spirit Spacelines @SpiritSpaceline]

“One giant leap” - that’s how we recommend people board the spacecraft, because the jet bridge is not working right now

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

Unlike Dr Pepper, Mr Pibb can't get a medical degree because he committed vehicular manslaughter

[Spirit Spacelines @SpiritSpaceline]

Please stop asking why there are birds on board the spacecraft

[LateRevue @LateRevue]

I miss the old days when hand-washing was a purely symbolic gesture

[Andrea Savage @andreasavage]

If there’s 2 of us with this theory, it has to be true. Thx @travistack & @mcsweeneys for also getting she is that fucking good. Side note: @NelsonFranklin & I are both played by #TildaSwinton. #ImSorryTV streaming on @netflix @TruTV #AreYouTildaSwinton
🔗https://t.co/H8OpF0qMYA

[Travis Tack @travistack]

@andreasavage @mcsweeneys @NelsonFranklin @netflix @truTV Thanks, @andreasavage! Can’t wait to stream the show