Travis Thaxton

Right-handed creator of things seeking a world where people are excellent to each other. 🤘🏻

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Every time I find myself waiting on an appointment I get the urge to do Twitter again… then a lady opens a door and says, “Mr. Thaxton…” and I come to my senses.

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@rogarey27 @bsrippee @gregjonesbrah That’s deep Bob. Get it!

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@BriannaHeiman Heh. You said “ass mess.”

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@BriannaHeiman YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.

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I already hate Twitter again... but I’ve got to get the most out of the new profile picture. 😩

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@BriannaHeiman Quit cursing on the internet!

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At this moment and for the foreseeable future, more than any other food I’ve ever eaten, I crave Bib Bim Breakfast from @sunrise_memphis What hometown delicacy do you crave the most right now?

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@imkaymay I can do a bowl cut, hose down, leaf-blower dry, and talc powder finish from 6’ for $8.

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Is today the day to dust Twitter off and try to make it a part of my life again? 0-132 so far.

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So... just nothing, then?

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@malcotheatres I’ve been sitting in The iMax screen @ Parsdiso listening to Spider-Man with no video and the lights on for about 15 minutes now. Immersion is pretty much ruined for this movie— can I get a refund?

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Just send me their photos. I’ll find them, and I’ll embarrass them in public for the rest of their lives.

[Charissa Kerley @CharissaKerley]

I can get people not understanding or approving of the way my transracial adoptive family looks, but that doesn't excuse you making stank faces at us the entire time we are out at a restaurant. #getoveryourself

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Whenever I need a pick me up I think about when @RosannaPansino professed her love to me after I corrected her grammar in front of several hundred people... Wait... Was she being sarcastic? 😧

[JoshuaRichardson DnS @JOSHardson]

I am really starting to enjoy the game of darts. I won my first game for money tonight. A whole $20. Yes, against a difficult opponent. https://t.co/WoWxvye5fB

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@bryce_jackson @DillyDanford @BriannaHeiman You watch your tone!

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@DillyDanford @BriannaHeiman OG Bruno Mars looks cool.

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@BriannaHeiman @DillyDanford N*Sync: “It’s gonna...gonna...gonna...gonnnnna...”
Steven Tyler: “ISH GUNNA BAY MAAAAEEEEEE!”

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@DillyDanford @BriannaHeiman This is clearly the winner... but there are also so many other ones that were better. EVERYONE was let down by JT and it’s still head above.