Travis Cabage

Husband. Father. VFL. Cubs. Pro Wrestling. Reasonablist. Hail Zorp!

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

How it started: How it’s going:

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

It's "un-American" when an Olympic athlete mildly criticizes the U.S., but all good when Trump calls America "bloated and disgusting"?

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Welp, so much for that outrage.
https://t.co/peAxgYQgHc

[HeartBeatsOrange @Vol_Orange_Wins]

I watched tonight, a day after the SB. He was magnetic and the production was great. I was entertained. I don’t speak Spanish. Then I saw the lyrics. The substance outweighed the vibe. Not good. Not want we are trying to promote for our daughters to grow up around. This is not what the nfl should be promoting.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

@Vol_Orange_Wins Why are people just now getting upset about the lyrical content? You could use that argument for the majority of Halftime Show acts over the last 25 years.

If it wasn’t a big deal then, it isn’t now just because he did the same thing in a different language.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

I couldn’t understand a word Bad Bunny said. Still enjoyed it.

I understood what the Black Eyed Peas sung and hated it.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

“Rocket Scientist running on the field.”

Dobbs trying to save the day for the Patriots.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

@CfieldsVFL

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Tim Banks is watching this game and is very confused.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Pretty sure Bad Bunny carried that football longer than the Patriots did in the first half.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Masterful first half. #SuperBowl

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

@TherealTmoney23 I only know about Kid Rock based on his music. And I’m having a difficult time seeing how his music has anything to do with “traditional family values”.

Lots of people proclaim their faith, but actions are louder than words. I’m not seeing his actions justify the faith argument

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

I need someone to explain to me how Kid Rock is “family centric” & “faith focused”.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Jeremy Pruitt would excel in this era of the Transfer Portal & NIL.

There are no more rules anymore.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

If this basketball thing doesn’t work out, Ament can at least open a bakery.

Since he likes serving up fresh turnovers.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Too bad they already fired Tim Banks. He would’ve let them score already.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” -Wayne Gretzky

“…and about half of the ones you still do.” -Max Gilbert (probably)

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

@Russell___Smith @DRVawl That joke was low hanging fruit…which means they need a different size.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Illinois has impressed me thus far.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Losing to this year’s Vandy team isn’t an issue.

Doing this, at home, is unacceptable. I like Heupel but he deserves all the criticism coming his way for his team pulling a George Jones in the 2nd half.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

Tim Banks should have his credentials revoked before the clock hits 0:00. His defense has given up.