Ethan Brown

Currently shipping freight.

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

Selling the universe to Q! So long, suckers!

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

Merry Christmas! -puts up the vulcan on a shelf to creep out my crew-

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

@PokemonGoApp My stomach?

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

For not tweeting for over a year I'm being assimilated by the Canadian Borg! Must...resist...decency...

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

-casually moseys in thru the front door of the unicomplex- I have in my hand a list of species you've never even heard of but I will only talk with Agent Lizardbreath Queen

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

Q is threatening to make me petsit if I don't shatter time!

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

An anomaly a day keeps the doctor at bay! And quite craycray!

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

Meanwhile at Q central Q-mmand Q is absentmindedly pushing Qbuttons. 'Oops, just deleted some weights from a 22nd century freighter. Besides, that ship is doomed anyway. What's the worst that could happen?

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

I'm not Travis Mayweather! -pulls zipper- I'm J.F. Paxton!

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

Besides lickitung, I have a porygon & a jigglypuff #PokemonGOTourContest #kantoplain

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

-tosses sword of kahless into a black hole-

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

Cutting @EnsignHoshiSato's cable because she tweeted a plomeek soup recipe!

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

So glad we stole planet Vandalia's atmosphere! Beef rules!

[WWF UK @wwf_uk]

There was worldwide outcry when the Notre Dame cathedral was on fire. Why is there not the same level of outrage for the fires destroying the #AmazonRainforest?

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

@netflix

[Scorpionfaninternational @Scorpionfanint1]

#SaveScorpion

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

"Yippe! Now that Qmail introduced an autocomplete feature people can't tell my emails are spam! Time to go phishing!"

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

@USSNavras You added an S

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

"Going to put tribbles down somebody's pants if they don't tell me how to get 'himhaz liked blizblaz's tweet' off my notifications!

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

@ShockedFacts That didn't explain anything

[Ethan Brown @Travismaywether]

"On deletion row. I am scheduled to be decompiled on April 16th. There's a guy walking the blue mile right now with stalk eyes & a funny accent."