Haven't seen bars in The Rocks packed like this in years. The people protesting Australia Day have clearly never belted out Throw Your Arms Around Me and hugged a total stranger. A spontaneous conga line emerged. Security watched on approvingly. Well done that man. We might Make Australia Fun Again.
“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”