Dad

Crew Stan. Maddy Cheerleader. Union Thug. Lakers Fan. DFF Addict.

[Dad @TravvyTrav]

Put in my first mile in idk how long. Strength training is only half of the equation I need to get where I wanna be, so I told myself today starts phase 2 and my morning workouts will officially start at 4am before my work day even starts. Slowly building.

[Dad @TravvyTrav]

The most frustrating thing about my physical transformation is that people’s first thought is to ask what drug I took or what procedure(s) I’ve had. My wife tells me it’s a compliment but to me it’s discounting all of the hard work and 6+ years of changing my entire life around.

[𝔽ℙℍ 🇺🇸 SF July 27-Aug 2 @FeralPHunter]

so many men on here are actually gay

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Natural selection is when an individual cannot find a mate to reproduce with. That’s your brother-in-law.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

That adults were generally smart.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already.

Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

suddenly this makes a lot of sense

[Nii-San 🎸 @NiisanHP]

Being male is insane because half of your gender is full of actual idiots like these :(

[Lamar Translator @LJTranslator]

I promise you no woman cares about your opinion on abortion

[Uncle Zoss 🏆 @4MPZoss]

Unfriending people because they’re idiots is probably one of the most adult things you can do.

[Dad @TravvyTrav]

I just wanna raise an emotionally intelligent Liberal son who’s both smarter than your conservative son and could kick his ass. 6 years in and I’m ahead of schedule

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

I hate people for less lol

[Dad @TravvyTrav]

Honestly, I prefer it.

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

There isn’t a single thing Donald Trump can do to earn my vote. Fuck him.

[Dad @TravvyTrav]

I can honestly say I’ve never had vascularity in my legs before now. Love that.

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

There are two types of Trump voters:

1. Evil
2. Stupid

If you don’t consider yourself evil, then you fall into category 2. Thoughts and prayers!!!!!

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

I do not know how to explain to some of you how boring, practical, and unthreatening it is to share your location when you fully trust your partner

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

So much of the MAGA bullshit I see is just dudes desperately wanting to be a troll. There's no ideology. They don't care about anything substantive. It's just pure teenage boy bullshit. I know because I was a teenage boy. You're supposed to grow out of it. All time loser shit.