Ashley Duhon

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

*showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

You might have a million dollar body but you got a food stamp face..

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Black Parents: "When we get in this Restaurant you 8, OKAY?" Son: But mama I'm 12 . Mom: *SMACK* "Listen Here, Yo ass is 8 you hear me?!"

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

#NationalFearDay When someone says "I heard something about you"... And you be like "Whatchu talkin bout willis?!"

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

High school changes people.

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Walks in Subway : "I'd like a $5 dollar footlong"....."That'll be 7.55"....."Bitch what?

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Forgive? Yes. Forget? No.

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

K, I'm getting sick of these "I NEED A MAN" Tweets!

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Rape Is The Dumbest Crime EVER ... Why Rape A Innocent Person, When Hoes Be Out Here THROWING The Pussy Around Out Here Like Its Nothing.

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What the fuck do I want?

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

I hate females that push their asses out as they walk. You know you look like a retarded Flamingo, right?

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Police: "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!" nigga, not with that damn attitude.'

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Why are 12 year olds following me? Y'all little asses tweeting via leapfrog laptop

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Love? F*ck that. HeartBreaks? I had that. Chances? I gave that. Going back? Im past that. Moved on? Believe that. Miss you? F*ck that.

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Freshmans are tweeting #HighSchoolMadeMeRealize..You have been in high school for 2 months..

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Gay Or Not, if a girl walks past another girl with a fat A$$ she's going to turn around and look!

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

Obama a real nigga he gave his WIFE a SHOUTOUT on CNN while some of you guys won't even put your girlfriends in your bio

[Ashley Duhon @Traylorkcn]

My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..