Emily Trca

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

When you find singles in your back pocket the morning after. #cheeselyfe #mongerlyfe

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

Gabbed with my gyno on the value of whole-fat over skim mozzarella string cheese. Another life transformed. #cheeselife

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

Inappropriately appropos inflight entertainment: exploding #pilotpen

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

"You have a phone and you're only 18?!" - surprisingly unobservant 5th-grader. #agingwithgrace

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

"Girl why you don't have a boyfriend?!""Ain't nobody got time for that.""What?! I seen it all." -Hard truths with Michael from 8W

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

When 1st grader screams at friend:"STOP!You're killing NATURE!" Heart: Warmed. #Iraisedyousowell

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

"Miss Fred, you're a good 'turny' and your car is awesome!"-Dani #nannypoints #oldladybuickftw

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

At the scene of the crime...evidence of unspeakable horror. The suspect? Academia. #cerebralcarnage… http://t.co/1oTEqow1EZ

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

You do not receive because you do not ask. #itsbiblical #benevolencetasteslikebirthdaycake… http://t.co/7LHcYiP4qp

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

@Rtrca No way. Her.

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

My roomie was watching "Hannibal" this morning. I crawled back under my duvet and read "Wheaton Confessions." #samesies #wheatonproblem

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

@Rtrca #needy plusalso #unnecessary

[🇺🇦 Ted Turnau @TedTurnau]

Prepping for today's class on nihilism. It's nothing...really.

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

Vitamin D coming in for a landing. #fluorescentforehead #lipsticklandingstrip #sunglassmalfunction… http://t.co/Aww5o3P0nq

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

"He embraced the earth with both arms, he knew not why, nor whence came this irresistible urge to… http://t.co/3CovhAFSYm

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

Note to self: written notes to self onto hand will translate via nap into written notes to self on face. #facepalm #butreally

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

"Lordy, I sure wish I'd been better prepared for the philosophy dept. exam..." -said no Dasein ever. #philosophymajor at #wheatonproblem

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

Getting hit on by JimmyJohn's delivery kid. #perksofbeingadeskattendant

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

Classic Trca's. #ourmotherraisedussowell #himom trcdaddy @ Fischer Hall http://t.co/o7nR2Z7T1l

[Emily Trca @Trcbells]

A senior just ran by my desk with a roll of Fischer toiletpaper. I'm not the only one. #singleplyftw #shameless #helpmeimpoor