Derrick Parker

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

My man right here wins at life

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

MERICA @zeroblog30 (via IG/lyndseyyshaw)

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@IrishChase @MMAFighting Cheick Kongo wants in that

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

#abby

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

Y’all realize when you post “muted” you’re not actually being mute right?

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

Can’t stand Woodley but for the sport, I’m so disappointed in his performance. #ufc

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

Loyalty and respect used to mean something

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

When one guy Is messaging a girl, she is sending another guy music lyrics. #DTA

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@mwmatthews_ Nah. You said ERA, key letter “E” but this gif checks out for you

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@C_Rob90 No way that’s his kid. Man card revoked

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@Coltgolfs45 @TylerTheVolFan @SweetensCove .....And it kills the business

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@mwmatthews_ @ugabarstool Rack rack rack rack rack rack

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

Professional athletes are so spoiled: you won’t play for 50% of a $10 million contract? Are you shitting me? You are playing a kids game and last time I checked, 50% is better than 0%. Oh yeah, and it’s $5,000,000!!!!

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

MJ scared and intimidated much harder, bad ass players in his era. Can you imagine MJ against the stars of this skinny jeans era. A mental mismatch. Guys today get bent on a mean tweet. MJ abused his own teammates.

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@kfreeee1013 hotdogs have been added to the menu fyi

[Michael Matthews @mwmatthews_]

First time we have a bunch of friends over. We’re cutting the lights out, turning up Sirius by the Alan Parsons Project as loud as it will possibly go and everyone coming out of the darkness one by one ready to socialize their absolute balls off.

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@FuzzyVol @Coltgolfs45 @TylerTheVolFan @SweetensCove Preeeeeeach #EnB

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

So the meme of post quarantine options of Thor, I choose this one. Suck it Covid

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

I want a bar tab and golden tee ASAP @Coltgolfs45

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@IrishChase And if they can, I still don’t care

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@naturallight @C_Rob90

[Derrick Parker @TreFanger5]

@TylerTheVolFan