Johnny

I wanna Rock & Roll until like 9... & Party 2, maybe 3, times a year.
The sports are great.

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@atrupar I liked it better when way more than half the country viewed people that said racist things as complete idiots

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Giants & Cowboys fans are bragging about how good their division is. #NFL

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@JasmineForUS It's orange and looks bigger with very tiny hands. It's also more of a twig than a branch

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@NBA That's a 50 in a dunk contest

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We just went back to our abusive spouse. #Election2024

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I hope Noah Brown is ready to catch this Hail Mary. #Election2024

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@AlsobrooksForMD We are blessed! Congratulations!

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I'm pumped to hear the sentence "We're waiting for the next ballot dump" 36,000 times! #Election2024

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If Trump's list of "Celebrity" endorsers wasn't weak compared to Kamala's, his list of @steelers "Legends" compared to Kamala's is impressively sad. #NFL

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@Variety This was a much better approach than whatever the hell that was Obama did the other day

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Did no one even watch the Giants/Commanders game? Chris Berman is like the 4th person to say all the points came off of FGs. Giants scored 3 TDs. #NFL

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If you're going to play like garbage throw up, might as well dress like it as well. #Giants #NFL

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I love my Governor. @govwesmoore #DNC2024

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Tell me why Oprah looks better than me and she's 70?!?! #DNC2024

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@funder At least twice. 3 times if I die before then.

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You probably shouldn't call someone dumb as a rock that is going to intellectually knock you the fuck out.

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The worst part about losing the election in November is going to be gaining custody of America's senile uncle @elonmusk back.

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The #ESPYS24 are sloppy as fuck. I can't wait until someone gives an award to President Putin.

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Commanders hired Peters as GM. If they hire Johnson as coach, there will be so many dick jokes. #NFL

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I hate the Eagles, just like you, but fuck Jake Elliot has to be the most clutch Kicker of all time. #NFL