Trebor Lane

Writer, Nintendo gamer, Dad, Husband -- not in that order

[Trebor Lane @TreborLane]

Remember that playoff game when Jalen Brunson blew up the gym for the Mavericks?

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Dang, San Antonio.

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Trump is going to ruin the World Cup before it starts.

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I think the Rangers are better when they don't load the bases.

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For that matter, better than "Disclosure Day" (85) ?

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So, you're telling me "The Parent Trap" (87) is a better movie than "Interstellar" (73) ?

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So, you're telling me "The Parent Trap" (87) is a better movie than "Interstellar" (73) ?

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So, you're telling me "The Parent Trap" (87) is a better movie than "Interstellar" (73) ?

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Rotten Tomatoes isn't the problem. The problem is there are too many reviewers with too many lenses of which they use to rate movies. They have a lense for independent films, another for comedies, and one for animated movies, for example.

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Rotten Tomatoes isn't the problem. The problem is there are too many reviewers with too many lenses of which they use to rate movies. They have a lense for independent films, another for comedies, and one for animated movies, for example.

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Shame on anyone who agrees to put Trump's likeness on a bill, circulated or not. Even if it wasn't illegal, it's an undisputed fact that most Americans do not buy into claims that his record is impeccable, or even good.

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Walk Alvarez every time.

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#Rangers intentionally walk Yordan Alvarez with two outs in the ninth. Moves a runner into scoring position for Christian Walker. Astros lead 4-3.

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These incumbents Trump "defeated" over the last few weeks are free now that they don't have to stay on his good graces.

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The Fantastic Four: First Steps is a truly great movie-not good, great. It is on a very short list of Marvel movies I've have watched more than twice.

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Up 8-0, why don't you just walk Alvarez? It loads the bases, but he's literally the only hitter on the team you should be afraid of.

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BTW, Grogu merchandise isn't reflected in ticket sales.

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Dear God, if this is the price we have to pay for our World Series championship, please tell me now so that I can temper my expectations... forever. #texasrangers

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Interview question: "What are some of the things you can take away" [from the Rangers' no-hitter]?" Maybe, we're an awful offense and have been for three years.

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So much click bait out there for #TheMandalorianAndGrogu . Listen, $163 m global on a light budget is not a flop. Star Wars is not in trouble. It's a Star Wars movie without light sabers featuring characters my parents don't recognize. Breath, people.

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The Mandalorian and Grogu's $82 million weekend for a movie with characters only people with Disney+ would be familiar with sounds good. Essentially matching Solo, a name everybody on Earth knows, seems pretty good to me.

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We can't prevent all gun violence. There are already too many weapons in too many
ill-equipped hands. But we can start anew to create logical controls.

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How is it possible that this movie is only a 58%? Again, reviewers out thinking themselves.