Tre Tweets

a truly terrible two. now three. finally four. feeling five

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

-Tre, what makes you special?
I make everybody else special. That’s my plan. That’s the deal.

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Professor Plum is a boy?! #clue #feminism

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Ugh I got soap in my eyes trying to do something on my bucket list

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

When I give the signal “Squawk-a-doodle Squid” you and the Hound come rushing in, yelling “GOTCHA, you old maggots”

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

@RickTarsitano bro

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Tre Tarsitano would love your support for the 2023-24 Willowbrook Jr Warriors Basketball Fundraiser! https://t.co/gLqmagaYk0 via @99pledges

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Tre Tarsitano would love your support for the 2023-24 Willowbrook Jr Warriors Basketball Fundraiser! https://t.co/gLqmagaYk0 via @99pledges

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

You gotta get out in the sun more @RickTarsitano
You’re like an Irish sunblock tester.

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Dad’s more in shape than anyone I know, in terms of having fun with his kids

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Awful’s my middle name.
Kidding, it’s Glamorous

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

(pants fell down)
Holy Hinsdale!

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Bizzy is a cruel mistress

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Before you dried it your hair was all messed up. And now it looks like you just came out of a saloon!!

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

You know, you’re a very tiny girl but you can do big things -t to b

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

-Tre, no, why is your pumpkin in bed?
I thought of him as more of a..personal companion than a decoration.

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

I would’ve air quoted that but I have an egg in my hand

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Oh Boom Boom Baloney! Who cares about rules.

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

I don’t want kids bugging me. I don’t want to get married. Because if my wife decided to have kids, well there’s nothing I could do about it. You can’t sell ‘em

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Mom, come in! Let’s listen to Queen together

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Alexa, please call me sir instead of Tre

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

I gotta say, Darla is athletic at being cute

[Tre Tweets @TrebyTweets]

Let’s put on some sports game or something while I’m reading.
Then I can read, take a break.
Read, take a break