Tree House Joke Club

We record ourselves writing jokes about silly news topics

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.@realDonaldTrump That'll show her that you're not a Tyrant!

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.@realDonaldTrump "Bikers will make this country great again" is what they said before Australia turned into "Mad Max: Fury Road"

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I for one believe that @realDonaldTrump is the REAL Native American

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.@realDonaldTrump Even more pro-Israel than Israel! The Republican platform right now makes Israel look like Palestine!

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.@realDonaldTrump Big Wall Street? Is that the road along the Mexican border?

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@realDonaldTrump She'll sell our country down the tubes, to the subterranean rat people who live there!

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.@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @CNN Is NBC OK?

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.@realDonaldTrump @TrumpDoonbeg Looks good but I think I'm going with Hilary Clinton's Irish Golf Hotel this year

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.@realDonaldTrump truly marking an American milestone by being the first person ever to say "We are going to have a great time in Cleveland"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crooked Hillary Clinton is bought and paid for by Wall Street, lobbyists and special interests. She will sell our country down the tubes!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I hope that Crooked Hillary picks Goofy Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, as her V.P. Then we can litigate her fraud!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@FoxNews is much better, and far more truthful, than @CNN, which is all negative. Guests are stacked for Crooked Hillary! I don't watch.

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This week's guest to the Tree House is @Faisalbutt! Check it out: https://t.co/i7veXysVlP

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https://t.co/9qyypA7eoj Authorities say it would have been fine if he hadn't been pointing a gun at the pop machine @smart_as_paint

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https://t.co/qZd3Bp9WDm Better than their old addiction, smoking live scorpions

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https://t.co/s2qWJgTVsp Leading some Jews to say "Oy Vapes" @Guuuled

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https://t.co/FaTtBPLYzi Abraham Lincoln apparently looks a lot like a malnourished Korean man with a beard and top hat.

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https://t.co/FaTtBPLYzi We all know zombie Abraham Lincoln loves two things- eatin' brains, and privatized health care @meganmacawesome

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https://t.co/hbFwDy5PGb More proof that the government is run by lizard people. @meganmacawesome

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https://t.co/NWLw7IauBM They're turning Tiger moms into Tiger Woods. @meganmacawesome