if I had a dollar for every time popcorn got stuck in my teeth, Iโd have enough money to BUY A GUN AND END IT ALL BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET SO MUCH POPCORN STUCK IN MY FUCKIN TEETH.
to all the geneticists out there working on CRISPR and genetic modification, I want the gene that gives this fruit fly the balls to CONTINUE MOCKING ME IN MY OWN HOME