CS3 | Tree

Pronouns:(Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum) Spend Fiddies, Pet Kitties, Suck Titties | Team Leader of and Sponsored by @ClubSmashBanana

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

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[SparCkL @SparckMc]

Los únicos 2 juegos que si se sienten de Próxima Generación🔥

[CS3 | Tree @Tree_FGC]

My 13th reason...

[Shady @iShadyLeaf]

like it gets to a point

[Shady @iShadyLeaf]

like it gets to a point

[CS3 | Tree @Tree_FGC]

@CharlieHaruno Great game.

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🚨 UAS II - Sign Up Reminder🚨

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[CS3 | Tree @Tree_FGC]

Besides the price being ridiculous; I'm mostly not happy that it running on Linux. SteamOS my ass bruh.

[Valve @valvesoftware]

Steam Machine is here, and you can sign up now:

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[Valve @valvesoftware]

Steam Machine is here, and you can sign up now:

Steam Machine 512GB
Steam Machine 2TB

Plus bundled versions with Steam Controller
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[The Gaming Prophet NYC @nyc_prophet]

Unpopular opinion but I'm going to say it anyway
I'm more excited for Gears Of War E-Day than I am for GTA 6

[CS3 | Tree @Tree_FGC]

Damn...none of my ex's texted me Happy Fathers day.....what a sad day.

[Xbox Nostalgia @Xbox_Nostalgia]

Soulcalibur II (2003)

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⚠️ UAS II - Last Week for Regular Venue Fee ⚠️

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The hackers on BO2 gonna have a field day with this

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Before we head to EVO, we're hosting our 5th closed beta this weekend! Friday 10am pst - Sunday 11:59 pst 👊 You can play in our closed betas by backing us on Kickstarter using the pledge manager

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