Joe Griephan

[Joe Griephan @Treeacle]

@liamgallagher Can you do a cover of Nick Cave's Canniball's Hymn please so that I can die happy.

Thanks.

NB, I'm not dying, so no rush

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@byMorganWright See also: "excuse me?"

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You could've maybe got them all in the same room?

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@profanityswan @neilgibbons X

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@Jackster83 What. If it's an office thing, then ok, but it's the best thing ever.

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@stuey_p @lawchristie @fesshole @MrChuckD Just remembered that I gently insulted Michael Winner over ten years ago and he replied saying it was actually quite funny. Then he died.

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@lawchristie @fesshole @MrChuckD Haha. Kelly Deal from the Breeders followed me for about a week and then unfollowed, I have no idea how that happened, I barely post.

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@WestStandTone You and Esso have amazing birthdays. The North Bank was incredible that day, still not sure where I ended up. Happy Birthday.

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@brokenbottleboy Kirk Brandon on the Tube: "We are Spear of Destiny, and we're NOT from Neasdon".

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@melaniesayshi @StokeyUpdates @clissoldpeople Happened to me last year. Apparently superglue is effective.

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Hangin' on the Telephone by Blondie:

It's taken me nearly 40 years to realise it's about scoring drugs

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@WestStandTone Are you referencing the Jeremy Beadle joke?

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@WestStandTone It kind of reminds me of the run in to the '89 season, if that's any consolation. Lost 2-1 against Derby, 2-2 against Wimbledon. I still believe.

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@WestStandTone Hah, nice. Makes me one too then.

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@WestStandTone

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@CalumR91 @LTDAForum Ok, followed for your imaginative and strangely gentle insults.

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@CalumR91 @hackneycouncil Heh, thought you were serious for a moment there... whoever's been posting videos about it being dead must have been out at 6am.

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I know I need to weed, and it's not as if she doesn't get fed, but

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@fulham_fallout Hah, yes! Was the local of old schoolmates who lived on the New Orleans estate, went to a few Sunday afternoon lock-ins there. Rum bunch.

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@herealexhere Ooh, nice. Saw the Telescopes a few times, thought it was unfortunate that they embraced the "baggy" scene, they were great before that.