Cranky Hermit of Pallor

Retired copy editor, writer & sometime crank. She/her.

[Cranky Hermit of Pallor @TreesHarris]

#GoMariners

[Cranky Hermit of Pallor @TreesHarris]

Yes.
#Mariners
#WhateverItTakes

[Chuck Stark @chuckstark10]

Do the #Mariners start warming up Luis Torrens next?

[Cory McCartney @coryjmccartney]

The #Mariners know they don’t have to pack 21 missed years of home #Postseason games into one game, right?

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I will have you know that Mariners fans have been standing on their feet for this entire game that’s now in the 11th inning. Someone in my section sat down and got yelled at. “You’ve had the last 20 years to sit,” was the quote.

[AlexandriaSweet @AlexandriaSweet]

Here we are years later and you are so right.

[Cranky Hermit of Pallor @TreesHarris]

#IBlamePaulSewald

[Cranky Hermit of Pallor @TreesHarris]

I got an inedible #Arbys cheese steak because I made the mistake of asking for "a little mustard" and it's got mustard like I asked for triple mustard.
#DriveThruMistake
#WTH stupid #ExpensiveMistake

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

The J-Rod Show is on the air 😎

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Commence the chaos.

#SeaUsRise | #EmbraceTheChaos

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🚨 RT to Win 🚨

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[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🧢 RT to Win 🧢

Hit retweet for a chance to level up your hat game with these three caps AND a $100 gift card to the @MarinersStore!

[Cranky Hermit of Pallor @TreesHarris]

#CalRaleigh

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

can we just say....

cal raleigh

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

don't mind us

[Cranky Hermit of Pallor @TreesHarris]

@melisscaru Just curious... How much were they asking for the set???

[F-bombing Cancer @LuluSeymour]

Pulled an absolute treasure from the wine dungeon: 2002 @corisonwinery cabernet sauvignon! Thank you, @cathycorison for such artistry. #glorious #WellAged

[Cranky Hermit of Pallor @TreesHarris]

"Chocolate soup for my soul"
#INeedThis

[F-bombing Cancer @LuluSeymour]

Fresh, still-hot chocolate pudding is, literally, chocolate soup for my soul.

[Cranky Hermit of Pallor @TreesHarris]

Goodnight, friends.

[F-bombing Cancer @LuluSeymour]

Hmm. #Christmas is 11 months from today.
I am not ready.