Ted Hundy 💸

I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

After 4 or 5 glasses of wine, 2 beers, and 3 hits of a blunt I let it slip to my friends that I’m a lizard person.
The 👏🏻 secret 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 out

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

Now there are women in my dms

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

Wow, such future. Very technology

[Corvids Daily @DailyCorvids]

OH LAWD HE'S 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗬

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

@chngthstra @peribset

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@chngthstra @peribset

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@chngthstra @peribset

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

@chngthstra @peribset No me

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

This didn’t happen. Fake news

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

@memesiwish

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

I just accused a praying mantis of following me

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

Men in my dms lives on. My profile is private so I’m not sure how you “went through it” bro

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

Went to take my sunglasses off and they caught on my nose ring and now my nose is bleeding in the Starbucks #lovethisforme

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

Woke up this morning to my cat jumping on my bed like a trampoline and then catapulting off of it. I opened my eyes and just saw a giant fluff blur in the air.

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

Like how do I teach an adult the alphabet without actually calling them stupid?

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

I never thought part of my job would include teaching grown ass adults the fucking alphabet

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

@tfw_shark_gf That was very nice of you

[Ted Hundy 💸 @Treeshaww1]

@scottjreeves @MoraMarchioli A book store is honestly the perfect scenario