Josh Helmuth

Forever the Dungeon Master, rarely the player

[XBOX @XBOX]

This is one epic Xbox

Follow @Xbox & @FF_XIV_EN & RT with #XboxFFXIVSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom FINAL FANTASY XIV console bundle, Complete Collector's Edition game & 12-month Xbox Game Pass Ultimate Membership

Ages 18+. Ends 3/28/24. Rules: https://t.co/yc032cRgRF

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

Afraid of home invasions? Don’t get a bat or a gun. Buy a naginata. It’s Japanese spear with a cool blade on the end. Because who the fuck owns a naginata AND has it immediately available when an intruder enters their home? A guy who REALLY wants to use a naginata, that’s who.

[Yawg @YawgGoth]

To celebrate 6k followers I’m doing another giveaway! If you want to be the winner of a LotR bundle just:

-Like
-Retweet
-Follow

I’ll pick a winner next Thursday (04/13). NA only.

[Adam Savidan @WakeUpSuper]

Depressed people are good at going down on you cause they don’t care about breathing anymore

[Commander Mechanic @CmdrMechanic]

I ended up with an EXTRA "Look At the Kitties", con-exclusive Secret Lair and I want to give YOU a chance to WIN IT!

To Enter:
🧡 Like This Tweet
🔁 Retweet This Tweet
✅ Follow This Account
🏆 BONUS Subscribe on YouTube (👇)

Random winner drawn at 11:59pm ET March 1 !!

[Draftsim @draftsim]

Let's ring in 2023 and celebrate the impending release of #MTGONE with a giveaway!

How about a free draft booster box of Dominaria Remastered? To enter:

✅ Follow @Draftsim
✅ Like this tweet
✅ Retweet this tweet!

Winner will be announced Jan 30, 2023 -- GL!

[/r/FFXIV @redditFFXIV]

"A true Black Mage carries on through the fire and flames... FOR the fire and flames." by Elbereth1411
https://t.co/xo09sUqAQD

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

@Drewsumwalt Oh don't worry. I KNOW I'm unremarkable

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

@AtheistJr 🤘

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

Become fren. Assimilate.
0929 7164 7555 #PokemonGO

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

@BlackKrystel Lol I read his name as thegreatwhitebitch and I'm like, "Well at least he knows?" All the love BK

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

This tater says: #TransRightsNow

[Alchemist's Refuge @A_Refuge_Shop]

🥳 GIVEAWAY TIME 🥳

Here’s your shot at a Galaxy Foil Shockland! All you need to do to enter is:

✅ FOLLOW this Account
🔁 RETWEET the Tweet

A winner will be chosen Monday Oct 17th! Good Luck Have Fun!

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

Fondle your questicles and shoot a hot load of adventure

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

@Drewsumwalt Holy shit that's a no go for me, Captain

[A.J. @AtheistJr]

#FuckMattPowell

[BEN MAKES STUFF @BenMakesStuff]

has this been done before

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

@Drewsumwalt Thank God it's just HepC and not covid!

[Josh Helmuth @TreetopPotato]

Lol, I hate this country.

[DropTheDie @DropTheDie]

Me, after GMing a TTRPG: "I'm sorry it wasn't better."

Players: "It was so fun! We loved it!"

Me, feeling worse: "I've somehow tricked you into believing you had fun. I am truly a monster."