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Smells like victory and bread.

[Detective Salvaje 📕 ☕️ @s_guillermo]

Si la máquina no puede cometer suicidio no puede escribir poesía.

[Mel;🇨🇴🆘🇻🇪;AYUDEN A VENEZUELA!!! @Black_Dianxia]

Yo creo que Ao3 babys que vienen de wattpad odian tanto ciertas etiquetas es porque materializan lo que realmente estuvieron leyendo todo el tiempo... Cuando se dan cuenta que "alumna seducida por el mafioso" es igual a "underage sex" y "rape/noncon" se escandalizan

[Pleasure Architect @11Architect11]

a lab in the netherlands scanned couples during orgasm and stumbled onto the strangest finding in sex research.

when women wore socks, the orgasm rate jumped from 50% to 80%

the researchers weren't studying socks. the scanning room was cold, some women complained, socks were offered. suddenly the success rate exploded and the team realized they'd accidentally run the most important experiment of the study

the mechanism showed up right on the brain scans. female orgasm requires the amygdala, the brain's fear and threat detection center, to power down. cold feet kept the threat system quietly online. warm feet let it switch off. that tiny bit of physical discomfort was enough to block the entire cascade

- her brain cannot climax and scan for problems at the same time. the systems are neurologically mutually exclusive
- socks are a stand-in for the real variable: comfort. temperature, privacy, no time pressure, no risk of interruption, nothing pinching or hurting. every small discomfort is a tax on the fear center
- this is why the same technique works one night and fails the next. the variable that changed wasn't your hands. it was her nervous system's threat level
- the environment is doing foreplay before you touch her. warm room, locked door, no rush, phone away

men study techniques for years and lose to a cold room. her nervous system decides if orgasm is possible before your skills ever enter the conversation. handle the amygdala first. the socks were never about socks

[パン屋獣砲店 @pan_juho]

美術館行くの好きなんですけど、美術館慣れてない人と行く時は「あなたが大怪盗だったらどれを盗むかあとで教えて」と言うとわりかし真剣に観てもらえてうれしいよ

[bibi⁷ ⚢ VAI NA BIENAL @cellbtwt]

COMO ASSIM NÃO É MAIS POR CONVITE???? EU ME HUMILHEI PRA CONSEGUIR E AGORA TU ENTRA NORMAL????

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

The fact people noticed the change justifies the change lol

[🖤 @alrc0_]

Tú crees que Barbie tenía experiencia en todos esos trabajos? Se puso el outfit y empezó

[Arkilide @Arkilide]

a lot of people liked long necks for some reason

[zyair @581MALUKAS]

BEING SOLD TO ONE DIRECTION IS NOW AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE ON WATTPAD??? this is the start of the end

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

If food worked you wouldn’t need to keep eating it.

[fawn ૮₍ •\./• ₎ა @pinkteahouse]

Just wanted to share this with you guys

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

When India accidentally wiped out its vultures, half a million people died in five years.

The bird doing zoomies in this video runs the most extreme digestive system in the animal kingdom. Vulture stomach acid sits near pH 1, strong enough to destroy anthrax, rabies, and botulism in the carcasses they eat. A flock strips a cow to bone in about 45 minutes.

India had 50 million of them. Free sanitation at national scale, in a country where religious custom means most cattle die natural deaths and every dead cow becomes a carcass someone has to deal with.

Then the patent on diclofenac expired in 1994. Farmers started using the cheap painkiller on livestock. Trace amounts left in a carcass cause kidney failure in vultures. Within a decade, 50 million birds fell to a few thousand. The fastest collapse of any bird species since the passenger pigeon.

The carcasses didn't disappear. Feral dogs took the vultures' place and brought rabies with them. Rotting remains leached into waterways. In districts where vultures once thrived, human death rates rose more than 4 percent. Economists at Chicago and Warwick put the toll at 100,000 extra deaths a year and $69 billion in annual damages.

So yes, the goofy bird sprinting down the walkway is adorable. It's also a disease firewall that evolution spent millions of years building and one generic painkiller nearly erased in ten.

[冷凍芭蕉 @TPatbat]

Y’all get what this is, right? Just by touching you with these gloves, cops can literally force your body to involuntarily spasm in a way that looks enough like “resisting arrest” on a bodycam video to justify beating your brains out & shooting you dead consequence-free

[Saigetsu @saigetsu0425]

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[Harpy✨🇵🇸 @eldritchharpy]

i hope somebody goes and kicks over that stupid fucking Dobby memorial, like wdym they rerouted construction to now run closer to a Bronze Age burial site instead?? fuck all the way offfffffffff. I'm so tired of this demon woman and her fans

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[MiraiPanda 🌸 @MiraiPandaYT]

Elle se sert de l'argent d'Harry Potter pour essayer de faire pression sur le système de santé national afin qu'ils banissent les personnes trans, quitte a mettre en péril la santé de milliers de gens

Mais continuez de stream des produits dérivés et d'aller au ciné hein 😮‍💨

[els 🍄‍🟫 @els808]

'fanfic writers need to get better at picking a tense etc etc'
wow anyway, this is what I'm gonna start writing in

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

unapologetically inspired by this tweet which i haven't stopped thinking about for months

[. @naledimashishi]

This is such a harmful way of thinking. Consensual sex between two adults cannot be rape and this implies rape cannot happen at the hands of someone you love