Daniel Trejo

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@susboyardee These poll results are disappointing

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I got attacked by a crow a couple weeks ago, and now every time I see a crow I think it’s back to finish the job…

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I’m so funny, but the problem is only I get my jokes

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Why do frozen food manufacturers put the oven directions on the box, when they know everyone is just going to microwave it anyway

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@Ehabaniel All I ended up feeling was a stomach ache 😂

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Drinking 5 cups of coffee so I can feel something, even if it’s heart palpitations

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The Trader Joe’s Sriracha is so terrible 😣

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@marcovllnv 😂 poor wording is my worst enemy

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I forgot how many bangers The Smashing Pumpkins have

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@JacobHermann_ Hahaha hadn’t even thought about it like that, maybe that’s what it is

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I’m embarrassed to say I’m starting to enjoy sparkling water 😔

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I’m tired of bad haircuts 😢

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I want Hot Ones to do a segment where the Interviewer has an unbelievably low spice tolerance, and they’re dying the entire time they ask the interview questions.

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

BREAKING: Popeyes has signed Dieunerst Collin — "The Popeyes meme kid" — to an NIL deal.

Collin is now a freshman offensive lineman at D-II Lake Erie College.

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@guayakipapi My hips are my biggest flaw :(

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My suggested Instagram posts are all hip mobility exercises… they know I have terrible hips 🥲

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This entire game has had me on the edge of my seat. Such a good game!

[Risco @jrisco]

HERMOSÍSIMO VIDEO 🥲 https://t.co/2CtZkIaM32