Trek3rdShift

Episode synopses for Star Trek: 3rd Shift - a show that follows the lives of the skeleton crew that covers for the main crew during their off-duty hours.

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TNG: 3rd shifter says, "Fuck it...", replicates an eighth of Fire OG Kush and watches Star Wars.

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VOY: 3rd shifter is confined to quarters after using the Hirogen sensor array to send “dick pics” to a man he used to date back on Earth. His plans fail when the pictures reflect off the sensor array and find their way to Captain Janeway’s inbox.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I dream of a world where truth shapes people's politics, rather politics shaping what people think is true.

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VOY: 3rd shifter navigates a thorny political issue when someone overhears his complaint about “that Borg bitch” being promoted and put on 1st shift ahead of him after “only being here for a couple weeks.”

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@SpeakerPelosi Well then maybe you should do something about it while people still care enough about whether or not this shithole country turns into a totalitarian dictatorship. My patience with all of you is wearing mighty thin. I doubt I’m the only one who feels this way.

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VOY: 3rd shifter ejects warp core, opens airlock and embraces the vacuum of empty space after warp core driver compatibility issues in Ubuntu v89.04 drive him to the brink of insanity.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The rise of flat-Earthers in the United States is evidence of two things: 1) the protection of speech, and 2) the failure of our educational system.

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TOS: 3rd shifter loses all hope for everything and commits suicide by putting on a red shirt and adopting the mannerisms of an openly-gay Zeonian before beaming down to Ekos to publicly mock Deputy Fürher Melakon.

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TOS: 3rd shifter faces disciplinary actions after turning a Jefferies Tube into a haunted house on New Years Day 2267.

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TNG: 3rd shifter faces discipline after secretly receiving trans-species surgery and joining a college fraternity in a #prewarp society.

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VOY: 3rd shifter goes hungry after squandering replicator rations on Lt. Paris's gambling racket and refusing to eat Neelix's cooking.

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VOY: After viewer ratings plummet for his briefings, Neelix reluctantly agrees to feature a group of 3rd shifters doing #StupidHumanTricks.

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TNG: 3rd shifters face discipline when things go awry while playing "Is It the Holodeck or Is It Real?" with a bat'leth and a live targ.

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TOS: Bones considers resigning his post after performing an emergency procedure for a 3rd shifter who stuck his penis in the transporter.

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TOS: Engineering sterilization protocols are initiated after 3rd shifter urinates on an electron beam to demonstrate #Cherenkov radiation.

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TNG: 3rd shifters make a mockery of Lt. Barclay's talk, "Could It Be Transporter Psychosis?", by dramatically acting out symptoms in situ.

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VOY: 3rd shifter faces discipline after squandering replicator resources on MDMA and spending 6 hours in holodeck 2 with 300 kittens.

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TNG: While seeking horn players for his #Dixieland jazz band, Riker is NOT amused when 3rd shifters show up to audition in #blackface.

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VOY: 3rd shifters mock Chakotay's facial tattoo by applying #KISS makeup over one eye in similar style.