Neil

Music, films and constitutional politics.
Happiest at a train station piano (UPDATE Dec23 : see pinned post). Now under same name at The Blue Plaice! (sp)

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

An “AI digital creator” pretending to be from Glasgow and posting a fake photo of themselves inside Murrayfield is really weird.

Nothing can convince me that unmoderated Generative AI images are a good thing.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

Mike's same-named wonderful folk-singing Uncle (RIP) is birling in his pit watching his nephew post this self-unaware pile of keech.
#Justice4WASPIWomen

[Michael Marra MSP @michaeljmarra]

My constituent will wait 11 years by the time they get their pension remedy. Nurses, firefighters, police officers will have died waiting to get their pension sorted.

SPPA policy is that you cannot get an estimate until 6 months before retirement.

It is simply not good enough.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@DanielJMath1 Mike's same-named wonderful folk-singing Uncle (RIP) is birling in his pit watching his nephew post this self-unaware pile of keech

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

WASPI Women say fuck you.

[Ross Greer @Ross_Greer]

It's astonishing how willing national broadcasters and the EBU are to destroy Eurovision rather than let Israel feel the slightest bit of accountability for systematically murdering thousands of children.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

"Flee from the cheer and come to McDonalds" is certainly a bold marketing pitch

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Hi! I'm one of the prompt writers that worked on this ad. It's a lot harder than people think! Prompts that my team used include:

-make it funny
-make it epic AND funny
-funnier!!!

Please be nice to my team as many of them will be laid off/replaced by AI

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@IrkthePurists @jacksfilms "Flee from the cheer and come to McDonalds" is certainly a bold marketing pitch

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@MarkEdw44674454 @RealStephenKerr https://t.co/GRXIwEvSox

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

When Shettleston's George Wyllie sailed a massive paper boat down the Thames and through Tower Bridge on 9th September 1989, with the Saltire-emblazoned mast forcing the bridge open, he must've wanted to raise awareness of what c*nts the SNP were going to be in 20-35 years' time.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@frankgallaghe18 @RealStephenKerr https://t.co/GRXIwEvSox

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

When Shettleston's George Wyllie sailed a massive paper boat down the Thames and through Tower Bridge on 9th September 1989, with the Saltire-emblazoned mast forcing the bridge open, he must've wanted to raise awareness of what c*nts the SNP were going to be in 20-35 years' time.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@Johncadden5 @RealStephenKerr https://t.co/GRXIwEvSox

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

When Shettleston's George Wyllie sailed a massive paper boat down the Thames and through Tower Bridge on 9th September 1989, with the Saltire-emblazoned mast forcing the bridge open, he must've wanted to raise awareness of what c*nts the SNP were going to be in 20-35 years' time.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@GilbereBri @RealStephenKerr https://t.co/GRXIwEvSox

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

When Shettleston's George Wyllie sailed a massive paper boat down the Thames and through Tower Bridge on 9th September 1989, with the Saltire-emblazoned mast forcing the bridge open, he must've wanted to raise awareness of what c*nts the SNP were going to be in 20-35 years' time.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@lis74755734 @RealStephenKerr https://t.co/GRXIwEvSox

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

When Shettleston's George Wyllie sailed a massive paper boat down the Thames and through Tower Bridge on 9th September 1989, with the Saltire-emblazoned mast forcing the bridge open, he must've wanted to raise awareness of what c*nts the SNP were going to be in 20-35 years' time.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

When Shettleston's George Wyllie sailed a massive paper boat down the Thames and through Tower Bridge on 9th September 1989, with the Saltire-emblazoned mast forcing the bridge open, he must've wanted to raise awareness of what c*nts the SNP were going to be in 20-35 years' time.

[Stephen Kerr MSP @RealStephenKerr]

It wasn't Margaret Thatcher who ran down our shipyards to the extent we need to buy ferries from Turkey.

You've been in power in Scotland for 19 years so it's utterly pathetic trying to deflect.

It's clear you have no achievements to call upon so rely on grievance.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@DanielJMath1 When Shettleston's George Wyllie sailed a massive paper boat down the Thames and through Tower Bridge on 9th September 1989, with the Saltire-emblazoned mast forcing the bridge open, he must've wanted to raise awareness of what c*nts the SNP were going to be in 20-35 years' time.

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Yeah. It fucking was.

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

"There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen"

sounds an awful lot like

"You'd be better off rolling the movie into a cylinder and shoving it up your ass rather than watching it, bovine scum that you are.
P.S. Give us more Oscar noms!"

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos argues that ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ would have been just as big on Netflix.

“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone”

(Source: https://t.co/oKDVFnu9cN)

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@IrkthePurists "There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen"

sounds an awful lot like

"You'd be better off rolling the movie into a cylinder and shoving it up your ass rather than watching it, bovine scum that you are.
P.S. Give us more Oscar noms!"

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

"You will pay us £11.99 per month to walk over and look at the tree for 15 minutes each day; we will aggressively push you to pay a further £4/mth so that Auntie Agnes is allowed to leave the ward and look at the tree too (assuming she can successfully transport the saline drip)"

[Mike Scott @IrkthePurists]

If Netflix were in charge of Christmas trees

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

@IrkthePurists "You will pay us £11.99 per month to walk over and look at the tree for 15 minutes each day; we will aggressively push you to pay a further £4/mth so that Auntie Agnes is allowed to leave the ward and look at the tree too (assuming she can successfully transport the saline drip)"

[Neil @TremendaoNeil]

Da1ly Ma1l and its projected readership : "rebellious views mark her down as a troublemaker"

Everyone else viewing this clip and having a basic human response : "this is wonderful; how can I treat the presenter fairly while booking in time to rave about em?"

#Traitors #BBC

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

That time BBC News had to release the full video of their presenter "giving the middle finger" to prove she was only counting 😂