Trempealeau County Sheriff’s Dept

Here to patronize and annoy the citizens of this great county

[Trempealeau County Sheriff’s Dept @Trempsheriff]

to be thoroughly washed before use again.) Thank you all for your help with this case. Our wives are counting on your help.

[Trempealeau County Sheriff’s Dept @Trempsheriff]

watching over her by taking turns bringing her home each night. They are such wonderful public servants that they are going the extra mile to keep her safe until she can be returned to her owner. In the meantime we have named her Rhonda Ride-along (Rhonda for short). We were...

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going to keep her, but all of our wives are demanding we find the owner and return her. Rhonda can be identified by certain physicial features- so if she is your’s please contact us to claim her and be prepared to describe her precise details. (On an unrelated note she may need..

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Announcement! We recently found a lifelike doll that was disposed of in the outdoor trash can at the Kwik Trip in Whitehall, Wisconsin. We assume that this item was discarded in error due to the amount of money someone must have spent on her. Our officers have been carefully...

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The look on my face when I drive by there sheriff’s department vehicles while shit posting about them on this page.

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So salty of the Trempealeau County Sheriff’s office to not even thank us for the gift of donuts we sent their way. Why so salty? https://t.co/pdQyhQY4Uz

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We got some new extra powerful pepper spray in today. We decided to test it out. That family of ducks did not see it coming. It was quacking hilarious.. for us anyway.

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So I wonder how long it would take to find me if I turned the location services on and the VPN off? Any ideas?

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Due to COVID we are going to start doing our jobs remotely. From now on we will scream at you to stop resisting through your Bluetooth speaker in your car while we spray mace out of the vents.

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Things are getting serious in Trempealeau County. It’s all fun and games until your mom comes at you with that spatula Jessica.

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On an unrelated note, does anyone know where the cameras are situated in these things?

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Reason #432 why I shouldn’t be allowed to have a drivers license: when I was a teenager I didn’t know these things actually have cameras in them and thought the flashing lights were a warning. I would floor it and see how high I could get the number to go while flashing.

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@mmpadellan In our professional opinion he should stay the f*c* out of Wisconsin.

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Especially if it’s Illegal. We’re bored today. Do some criminaling pretty please.

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You calling Wisconsin weak? You’re the dude that needs to use 2 hands to drink a cup of water bro.

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If I didn’t INSIST on having the National Guard activate and go into Kenosha, Wisconsin, there would be no Kenosha right now. Also, there would have been great death and injury. I want to thank Law Enforcement and the National Guard. I will see you on Tuesday!

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We just wanted to thank Budweiser for showing their support for law enforcement. A lot of bad decisions begin with a Bud Light. We wouldn’t have nearly as much revenue coming into the department without it. Thank you for your support.

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We are thinking about starting a new career workshop and interview training for our recently released prisoners. What are the community’s thoughts?

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Was your check engine light on today? If so you may be the proud owner of this engine that was dropped between Galesville and Centerville. Please check under your hood and let us know if you are missing an engine.… https://t.co/Ry6tlCAXks

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Was your check engine light on today? If so you may be the proud owner of this engine that was dropped between Galesville and Centerville. Please check under your hood and let us know if you are missing an engine. We thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/ZBLDrqV23Z