John Constantine

Life sucks, death is worse. Believe me, I've been there multiple times and they never use an air freshener.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @EhtAnnataz @ACharmingDevil6 So you are going with the nicknames. Wise choice.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @LadyDeeStrikes @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird :D

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @LadyDeeStrikes @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird This reminds me, do you need that tie?

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @LadyDeeStrikes @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird I'm sure you have people who can teach you self defence and other jolly things with the added benefit of them /not/ being currently active assassins.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @LadyDeeStrikes @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird I'm starting to get a tad worried about what kind of visions you have, Kid.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @LadyDeeStrikes @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird See? She doesn't want to be an assassin. Find a new child to corrupt, this one is taken.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@LadyDeeStrikes @MissRiposte @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird @MissRiposte Fine, do you want murder to be on your college applications?

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @LadyDeeStrikes @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird I'm sure that amphora has nightmares on its own. I've never known what butchering art properly meant until I saw you in that living room, covered in clay and murder.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@LadyDeeStrikes @MissRiposte @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird No assassin community? Your future boyfriend says otherwise.
In any case, whether Plankton has considered it or not, she is not becoming one.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @DeadpoolTheCool @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @bitch_i_lived @LadyDeeStrikes @WildWestWally @DeathSWstroke @BackflipBird It was meant to keep the nightmares /in/, Kid, not create them!

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@ACharmingDevil6 @MissRiposte @EhtAnnataz You got bored of tormenting souls down there so you decided to come torment souls up here?

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @EhtAnnataz @ACharmingDevil6 Just wondering since now you're copying my speech patterns, is my clothing style or nicknames next? I can lend you a tie if you want.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@ACharmingDevil6 @MissRiposte @EhtAnnataz Oh, it must be the fact that I am, for once, not fucking dead. You know, unlike the last... six times? Or is it seven now?

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @EhtAnnataz @ACharmingDevil6 :D

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@EhtAnnataz @ACharmingDevil6 Please tell me you see the problem. I'm begging you.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@EhtAnnataz @ACharmingDevil6 Zee, did you just seriously bond with fucking Lucifer over my supposed obliviousness?

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@EhtAnnataz @MissRiposte @LadyDeeStrikes @DeadpoolTheCool @DeathSWstroke @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @WildWestWally @BackflipBird ...Sure.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @SunNoodleBoy A week without having to fight a dragon is what I wish for.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@LadyDeeStrikes @DeadpoolTheCool @DeathSWstroke @MissRiposte @CircusBirb @GalInTheChair @WildWestWally @BackflipBird Such as sending an assassin to a more... /final/ plane of existence.

[John Constantine @TrenchCoatedAss]

@MissRiposte @SunNoodleBoy It was an encouragement, you know. A motivational goal, if you will.