Clown Squad

Zealous humor monster. Original or die.

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Home Alone #MySexLifeInTvTitles

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Handy the cum slayer #MySexLifeInTvTitles

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Talk about politics #HowIGetPeopleAwayFromMe

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My dignity #WhatStayedInVegas

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@g_giavanna And did you give him your number or even a thanks? Or did you just brag on twitter about tricking him into paying for you?

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#WhatTriggersLiberals GUNS!

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#JumpedOnMyHoverboardAnd Ran over some dog shit...couldn't get it out of the tread so I cried.

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@itsfaithwuagain It's crazy someone would make up all this stuff just to get internet attention.

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@PatheticLoserAB Depends on way to many circumstances. Married-yes only a Lover-no

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#IdLikeToBeCoveredIn Money!

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@KimmyAlthea Does it just happen or do you purposely provoke it somehow?

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#WhileISleepTonight I hope I have a lucid dream.

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Sorry, we dont have any prescriptions for love sickness. #TheDoctorToldMe

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@okcthunder That was the most surprising thing I've ever seen in Thunder history.

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Why do grownups put themselves in timeout on purpose? #HardThingsForParentsToAnswer

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What the literal frack #KidFriendlyACurseWord

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She turns out to be more like shim #AFirstDateBecomesTheLastWhen

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Twitter clout but all I got was people to read my tweets and do this face. #IWishedForButGot

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Is this what a therapy dog looks like? #DogsWouldMakeBetter

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The Rolling Bones #BarbecueABand