Jimmy Kimmel didn't need a long rant... he just pointed out the contradiction and let it speak for itself.
The calm delivery is what makes the clip work. There's no rush to land the point—it gets there on its own.
Sometimes the funniest response isn't a big joke. It's simply putting two statements next to each other and letting everyone notice the difference.
It's always interesting when late-night comedy and politics overlap. Even if people disagree, clips like this get everyone talking for different reasons.
Hard Knocks with the Seahawks — including this segment with Seattle head coach Mike Macdonald and safety Nick Emmanwori — premieres tonight at 9 pm ET on @hbomax.
BREAKING: CNN just played a montage of Trump officials lying that the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool was vandalized. Their lies have now been exposed. These people are shameless and do not deserve your trust.
BREAKING: Elie Honig RIPS Jeanine Pirro and Trump’s DOJ after they dismissed the case against the reflecting pool “vandal” because they got the basic facts wrong. That’s what happens with politically motivated prosecutions. What an embarrassment.
While filming SEINFELD's "The Marine Biologist" episode, the writers felt the ending didn't work, and last minute realized they could connect Kramer's storyline of hitting golf balls into the ocean and George's storyline of attempting to save a beached whale. At 2AM, they wrote Jason Alexander's speech that would close out the episode, and handed it to him the following morning, thirty minutes before the scene would have to be taped. Alexander said "No problem", quickly memorized the dialogue, and nailed the scene in one take 🔥 it's still absolutely insane he never won an Emmy for playing George Costanza
CNN's Kaitlan Collins: "We'll be monitoring what the president says tonight, as we always do, but aren't taking it live, given the president has a well documented history of saying blatantly false things about elections."
Tonight Donald Trump will confirm he is the gravest threat to our democracy.
This isn’t the rule of law — it’s the Rule of Don.
Do NOT bow to this mad king.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Nearly 65% of Americans believe Donald Trump is connected to Epstein, that he is the worst president in US history, and that he should be prosecuted.
I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.
250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.
A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.
An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.
The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.
A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.
A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.
Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.
$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.
And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.
And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?
Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.
For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?
Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?
They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.