Trent “Ziploc” Connelly

Bama | ΣΧ | Choate 22’ | Taft 23’ (reclass) | Paul George Advocator

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

The stock market hating on my boy Jensen just for splooging in free company puh and not settling for his foid looks minimizing wife. Is that not bullshit? #AntiBaseball

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

BREAKING: NVIDIA to hire ESPN’s Pat McAfee as CEO, replacing Jensen Huang.

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Being really productive in class today

[Tony “Two Times” Ferguson @odetwotimintony]

Holy shit nice phone. Wait that’s a beer 🥶#chills

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

#RoommateDat

[Johnny “Walker” Walsh @JohnnyS72973]

I mean just take out the trash man

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

I love Paul George

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Worst photo in history featuring the worst caption in history #nuke #obliterate #annihilate #kill

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Tweeting to zero followers im a fucking loser #foid

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Halah chicken already being served in my dining hall. Already did 4 abortions. Changing my gender at 4 pm today. Im so fucking excited #baseball

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Worst and most difficult sunday OAT couldnt even splooge my nectar #NNN

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Met lebron last night hes pretty chill #justakidfromAKRON

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

I have post partum the way im killing my beers rn @clancer #juryduty

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

The celtics fucking suck

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Hawks playing so bad they might have to send out Angel Reeses sorry ass

[dre (50$ dm fee) @fruitsnacks67]

Hand Coby White a water nigga @Kon2Knueppel

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Lamelo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Legit cinema in the play in rn i think christopher nolan wrote ts

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

You know when you see someone you know really far away but there is a really awkward distance and you wait like 10 seconds to say hi to them. Earth needs to update that shit and fix that glitch #fixyourgame

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

The HOUSE on uconn

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

I have proof I called Connecticut over Michigan. #uconn that's all I am going to say

[Trent “Ziploc” Connelly @TrentC9102]

Lu Dort and Netanyahu probably have play dates