Trevor Groulx

Capt. tyin' knots

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@kurtz_abby yeah, we're so lucky. Some people live in boxes for gosh darn sake!

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@yomilo I'm putting my money on the green keys for rap.

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People, those boards have wheels... That are connected to the ground...

[R.A.P. Ferreira (afk) @hipcatscience]

when the @rubyyacht in @RollingStone for impeccable rap abilities https://t.co/v8cvL6fzxK

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How do I get @jakeandamir to call me? (Tweet about it?)

[Hannibal @NBCHannibal]

Everything served here is vegetarian. #RuinThePartyIn5Words

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"What's necessary or efficient about gorgeous?"

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"Sometimes we find our true and inherent selves during youth."

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@emilykoch15 As you say that, eyes wide, you go in for the kiss. Keeping your eyes open for your next victim! 👀

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In 2015 I'll be better at plastic wrap.

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@urmindblown finally someone on social media knows how to spell you're, and your.

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@lucygwendolyn no lie, you actually would. Racism aside...

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Franks Red Hot On Cold Turkey & Dinner Rolls... #ForeverAlone

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There's 5 pies!!! How am I supposed to eat 5 pies? :(

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I'm sleepin on the couch while family's here, but the couch is so close to the fridge...There's just so much food u see...I keep goin back!

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Mom: I have no desire to go to China.
Me: China's beautiful.
Mom: Yeah, but it's full of Chinese people.
Me: Okay Mom...

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@rejectedjokes is in The Interview!!! #Christmas

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How old is Cindy Lou Who, now? I want to be her boyfriend... What a hero.

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@ChelseaVPeretti check out Sufjan Stevens "Godzuki", for a quick laugh. Merry Christmas, ily, throw me a fav.