Trever Carreon

Stand-Up comedian-300K+ on TikTok

[Trever Carreon @Trevercarreon]

Not sure why people are surprised the celebration of the death of a health insurance CEO.

The pressure has clearly been building on the ultra wealthy ever since that submarine imploded.

#UnitedHealthcare #CEOAssassination

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@dermy_wermy @jake_theviking Ah yeah, the pedophile says he did nothing wrong. Let’s listen to him. Sure he’s probably honest.

No one is leaving that part out. They logically don’t believe it .

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@CatherineLuise @AuschwitzMuseum This comment lowered my IQ.

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I murdered for 40 minutes in a movie theater the other night.

Was the tweet I was about to innocently post as a stand up comedian until I realized I live in the U.S., where people actually get murdered in movie theaters.

[Trever Carreon @Trevercarreon]

#BlueCheckMarks are starting to feel like the new #redhat

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@KenResendez @SteveMartinToGo Imagine being proud you gave a billionaire money for absolutely nothing. Bootlickers far and wide

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@illustroke Can I please get a promo code?:)

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@sydneyleesounds It did just turn fall. Winter is coming. You might be a squirrel.

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I was like a space shuttle scheduled to launch 30 minutes before a thunderstorm…almost aborted.

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Blue whale was a blast. I’m after Cain’s main stage next year.

[Trever Carreon @Trevercarreon]

Tulsa, San Antonio, Houston, San Antonio, Corpus, Austin, Oklahoma City.

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Growing up as a man is learning that it’s not worth going home with that woman you just met because you understand the value of your own bed and that pizza in your freezer

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When you are away from home so much that every morning starts with a very confused “where the fuck am I”

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This guy I just met at an open mic is named Justin. He goes by the state name of Jason

[Messy Lexie @messylexie]

as much as I miss the Yeti…

empire slice house is the best thing to happen to the Tulsa pizza scene

[Trever Carreon @Trevercarreon]

@hannaheantwine It works out. You’ve got this

[Spencer Plumlee @Spencer_Plumlee]

Today is my 25th birthday 🌞
& I released my first self published art portfolio book ever!!!
I’m only making a signed limited edition of 50 paired w/ 3 large stickers of my work~
😳 once they’re gone they’re gone.
🔥( don’t sleep on this )🔥
https://t.co/1cK097EQgu

[Monna Comedy @MonnaComedy]

I feel morally obligated to inform people who are NOT comedians that whenever you see a flyer that says:

“(insert city’s) BEST comedians”

that those are likely, in fact, NOT, that city’s best comedians. 🚩🚩🚩

[Trever Carreon @Trevercarreon]

@_kikkijay_ Nope! Still in Texas 😅

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Yo I’m alive. Just not home enough to be depressed on Twitter right now