Dr. Doctor

height: 5’7”, weight: negotiable, sex: scrap metal dealer

[cow @cowincrisis]

the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it

[Dr. Doctor @TrevorRosacker]

when the bartender says something so genuinely milkphobic you gotta hit em with the McPoyle Stare

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Duck gliding through cherry blossom water

[Dan Mahboubian Rosen @thedanrosen]

Consuming high art won’t make you happier but it will make you suffer more thoughtfully.

[Dr. Doctor @TrevorRosacker]

setting my Teams name to “TheLegend27”

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous

[Dr. Doctor @TrevorRosacker]

“this would be a good bit” call that skituational awareness

[turbomander @turbomander]

im smoking straight fire from the realm of the gods, the ops call me prometheus. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. reefer sent me back in time to smoke it all over again, that’s why they call it chronic. im a menace, cast true resurrection on a mf so I can slime em again

[Dr. Doctor @TrevorRosacker]

i love beating a dead horse. i’m digging my heels in the bit

[matthew ritchie @mkrwrt]

chief keef's plans are measured in centuries

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

Shohei Ohtani (.282): “Greatest of all time” “no one like him” “Best to ever do it”

Punxsutaweny Phil (.390): “Fraud” “Washed” “No believes him anyways”

[Dr. Doctor @TrevorRosacker]

i like how canada also got a chris farley and made him mayor

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

woah mama the voices

[angel @angelmoding]

Just rawdogged a 10 minute drive:

NO Twitter
NO Netflix
NO drinking
NO antagonizing other drivers
NO cigarettes
NO Wordle
NO autofellacio

[Dr. Doctor @TrevorRosacker]

“what being pregnant taught me about b2b sales” you should be put in a facility

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

[tom pain @tohickontpain]

Get in everyone it's suck shit day for the Confederates.

[Matt Nando Kelly @NandovMovies]

The 2000's really are back!

New Fantastic Four movie
New Superman movie
Final Destination sequel
Unilaterally bombing Iran
28 Days Later sequel