Trevor Smith

Small business owner. Dad. Husband. Short Sentences.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

Sometimes you have to be thankful for small blessings, like slow close toilet seats.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

I would rather my kids know the dangers of sucking chemicals straight into their lungs than have a ferris wheel measuring contest.

But hey, 250 years of America, right?

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Don't worry. This will be covered by the JUUL lawsuit settlement funds that were earmarked for youth tobacco education, after the governor defunded it. "But Trevor, didn't a bill get passed to use that money for a specific cause?"

Sure, but....

https://t.co/8DdQam094V

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

They had until midnight tonight to sign contracts to spend that fund or it mysteriously moved to the general fund.

In other words, we were all lied to. Why would that clause need to be there if it weren't intentional? Great question. Ask your representatives.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

@DarknetDiaries @JackRhysider @naomibrockwell Would love to hear some of your recommendations for more secure, privacy minded products for phone, email, etc.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

"Watch out for fire and kangaroos, and kangaroos that breathe fire." --My daughter every time someone leaves. Obviously kangaroos are a big issue in West Virginia.

[Seth Lewis @SethLewisInc]

Man this had me rolling 😂 dude just took a brisk walk to the 10 in the middle of the game

[Jacob Smith @Audioguyjacob]

Hey @aflac. @RealGilbert is dead. Maybe it’s time to retire the duck being voiced by the guy that you hired to impersonate Gilbert after you fired him…

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

@thefamouspaul Fairly solid sculp in these. My Target only had Leo, but the other figures looked primo too.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

If you hear my daughter say that we keep Kevin in the basement, just know that he is a wooden snowman. We don't have a prisoner. Unless you count us.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

Daughter:"Dad, I love pushing people's buttons."
Me, a father that doesn't understand how my superhero wife does it:"I'm very aware."

She's talking about the keyboard. I was not.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

Had my partner in crime out running errands with me today. Poor Bub had to grind it out at school while we hit up Harbor Freight. #thatharpernoelle @ Charleston, West Virginia https://t.co/lIWGv6TqLZ

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

Things I wonder while I should be sleeping, that I will tweet, but won't Google: "Canada has wild weather; I wonder what their best selling car is"

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

@thefamouspaul Thanks!

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

@thefamouspaul I'm planning to back HeroQuest, but do you have any similar "jump right into the action" style games until we get our hands on it? I have a wife and 12 year old that want to play D&D, but would like to test the waters first.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

@SweetMattyD as a fellow big headed flat cap wearer, I've a few from @DuluthTradingCo that lasted over 10 years.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

I hear my wife and children in the other room laughing. Nothing could make me happier. I've also never won the lottery.

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

Me, a father:
"We call it a pacifier, not a binkie, because my child will use real words."

Also me, a father:
"Are you ready to put on your Justin Bibbers so you don't spit up on yourself"?

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

Lightening off the back of the building tonight. This storm is going to be something. https://t.co/VE04hgTlVU

[Trevor Smith @TrevrSmith]

Watching my wife walk into the butcher shop with a mask and gloves on really makes me uncomfortable with this whole thing. Every time I feel a little less anxious...PEOPLEif you HAVE to go out, wear your PPE and wear it correctly.