ONE OF ONE ✿

Stuck in 2018.

[ONE OF ONE ✿ @TrevyKe]

@AlNassrFC_EN Ati Goat amesema term ni ngapi mamae

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

Dem alinipea at my lowest in university is now battling Kidney failure amenishoo ndio anatoka dialysis, nimemtumie every penny I had in Mpesa. This life is too harsh to good people.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The Same people protesting in town right now over increased taxation on import goods are the same same people that told us things like “Wacheni amalize aende” and “Muandamane huko juu,msituharibie biashara” when we were protesting. And they cant say we did not warn them,we did.

We wrote paragraphs in every language to ensure what we were protesting against it was understood. They just thought they were an exception. But the thing is when all your neighbours have been robbed,and you’re the only one remaining with cows,the next attack is in your house. Now lets see if them protesting alone will materialize anything,I highly doubt it will.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[@037frontline🎯 @KijanayaMumias]

Never forget, Ndindi Nyoro voted YES on the Finance Bill 2024, then conveniently absconded the 2026 Finance Bill vote.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Without drugs and alcohol what's the best way to escape reality?

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

Night Club owners Kenya.
-Get 500million illegal money from "benefactor"
-Take a 2 million loan from bank
-Built a hyped club
-Hire influencer "high spenders" and give them the illegal money to buy your expensive alcohol and report it in genuine sales
-Invite musicians and exaggerated the tickets and sales
-Keep in mind that the benefactor is holding 85% stake in the company owning the club.
-Do this untill the 500 million turn into more than 400 million of clean, banked and taxed money
Then close the club because it wasn't meant to be a profit making business in the first place.

[Huduma Manda @hudumaManda]

it has nothing to do with him. He is dead, ata mkaacha akaliwe na mbwa ama aozee hapo haimhusu 😂😂
The bottom line is while alive, he drove expensive cars and probably chewed very cute women. He enjoyed life!

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Having zero health problems is one of life's most underrated luxuries.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

“I can’t locate president Ruto nowadays because the thing he said during elections and the things he is doing now are two different things”

~Julias malema

[Rae⛩️ @SageZr0]

me allowing her to manipulate me because I’ve never seen this playstyle before & I need to learn it so I can add it to my skill set.

[The CR7 Timeline @TimelineCR7]

The difference between Cristiano and Messi.

[JP @Jprz1321]

This video is on point! 🤯

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

did she forget she was the driver 🥲

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

Now imagine if there were 200 men all chasing after a 13 year old girl

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Brasil letting Neymar score that meaningless penalty in his last international match.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Lakini wakenya ata vile tunaekelea Ruto,we are a very dishonest society. Theres very few men and women among us who can raise their hand with a clean conscience and say they are honest. Otherwise nyinyi wengine ni makausi. The janja janja culture is so ingrained in us. Yani unaandika mtu kazi,na akiangalia anaona hii kazi haiingizi pesa mingi ndio inaanza,lakini bado atakuibia. Kenyans just steal likes its their hobby,not even for survival.

Unaweka Wines and spirits,unaandika mtu,alafu ghasia inaenda inaleta stock yake inauzia kwa duka yako. End month unaangalia kitabu inasoma negative. Unashangaa pombe haiendi,lakini unaonanga watu kwa duka ukipita jioni. Kwani tulikosea nani jameni. Yani hii Kenya ndio biashara iende smooth,lazima uandike mtu wa kuangalia mtu umeandika,na mtu mwingine wa kuanngalia hawa wawili umeandika,na ata hapo bado wote wanaezafanya collabo wakufilisishe. Woi! Kwani tulirogwo ama namna gani bwana

[5 People @_MtuTano]

What is actually going in western Kenya?😂😂😂😂😂naisha😂😂😂

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Rashford coming back?

[cow @cowincrisis]

delete this.