Trey

tried to think of something clever or funny for far longer than I care to admit.

[Trey @TreyWrench]

*Illegally downloads something once*

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Achieve greatness. #ParksAndRec is on now.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Marlow. She would like this robot to stop removing her hair from the household. Tired of asking nicely. 12/10

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trevor at the #GRAMMYs / Trevor at his Grammy’s

[Binge Mode @binge_mode]

Zoe Saldana watching Avatar and Avengers: Endgame go back and forth as the highest grossing movie of all time

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Borat @BoratSagdiyev]

EMERGENCY VOTING INFORMATIONS FOR WOMEN OF US&A!

[Trey @TreyWrench]

Hey @Xbox, thanks for sending me a Series X early!!! #XboxSeriesX

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

If you are a reporter and you are giving Trump “credit” for wearing a mask five months and 130,000 plus American lives later, kindly go f**k yourself.

[Trey @TreyWrench]

@tstal68

[vince @vincestaples]

Fruit by the foot not really a foot wake up America

[vince @vincestaples]

Cuh name was Riley don’t ever call my phone with a name like Riley.

[Trey @TreyWrench]

The only Venn diagram that matters.

[Trey @TreyWrench]

The rest of the world: WW3 will be devastating with millions of casualties!

USA: *Adjusting MAGA hat and putting in a fresh dip* Y'all ready for a 3peat?

[Trey @TreyWrench]

Me at the beginning of the year: New Year, new me!
Me at the end of the year:

[Trey @TreyWrench]

My goal has been to not drink for a year. Lately I've been having dreams where I'm drinking and then I get sad because I didn't make it to a year.

[Trey @TreyWrench]

Some of the ideas I have for my next tattoo. Let me know if you have a favorite