If LeBron James dishes out 11 assists tomorrow vs the Nets...
He will be the first player EVER with 30K career points, 8K career rebounds, and 8K career assists.
UNREAL. 👑
Just an FYI: The proper word for someone from Venus, -- the planet of love, beauty, and its consequences — is “Venereal.” But medical doctors took the word before astrophysicists did. So we’re stuck with “Venusians”.
REPORT: The Clippers traded Blake Griffin so they’d have a shot at LeBron, which is like you breaking up with your girlfriend to have a shot at Jennifer Lawrence
Next time I take myself seriously I’m going to remember that I watched a whole hour tv show last night on the evidence for a Russian Bigfoot. SPOILER ALERT: it’s a bear.