Trey Graham

I may be ugly, but I also have a bad personality

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

My goal is to eat so much prosciutto that the salt mummifies me from the inside out and I live forever

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@majortransceleb She was the whale?!

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want To Vogue. Should I ?

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@JulieBulieUlie Bringing this to the prayer circle’s attention. Thank you Julie 🙏🏼

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@JulieBulieUlie This is like revealing you can do a backflip..incredible stuff

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@ecareyo It’s the shoulders

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Marcel the Shell was very sweet and I’m not ashamed to admit I cried in the theater but also I think 30 Rock ruined Isabella Rossellini for me because every time she speaks I think of this line reading

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Me trying to have a conversation outside as Kylie Jenner takes her private jet on a three minute flight across Los Angeles, 50 feet off the ground

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

The word “Basket” is so gay. It’s the tiny little purse of words.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@heathercampbell Denis Villeneuve watched that

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@vulture That was hard to endure

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@anxiousdeluxe

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@sweetpotatobuns “Dream Everyday, Achieve Your Dreams Slay Queen!” …the worst

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

Wouldn’t mind my frozen body being discovered by an alien species on a post apocalypse earth, it seems less stressful

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

I would like to be cryogenically frozen until this all stops thank you :)

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@theothersarah_ She remains an icon

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

I become the absolute worst version of myself when I’m chewing gum.

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@kateyrich We have 2 days left before it goes bad

[Trey Graham @Trey_graham3]

@candysal_ Twitter do your thing

[helena riley @freshhel]

Watching this on a big rubber case ipad at thanksgiving dinner