Trey and Brandon

Just two guys trying to make it. peace, love and sex and more sex..... not with each other. #hardass

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I buy Laffy Taffy for the jokes #laffytaffy #jokes

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Do you think it's still to early to ask Beyonce out?

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I do what floats my boat

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Buzzed driving is drunk driving so might as well get really crunk #turnup #crunk

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Time to suck today's dick

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Girls need vitamin D , and guys need vitamin C

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

"Ex's are gay, bitch's are bitch's, hoe's are hoe's, and whore's are whore's" - Big Katt #wisewords BigKatt

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Cuase I've got friends in low places, were the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away....but ill be okay

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

If its got tits or wheels, your gonna have problems with it

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

I can be your Superman

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Booty so big its like a Ferris wheel

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Dont throw your cat around campus

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

When you lose yourself you find the key to Paradise! # zbb #zachbrownband #jimmybuffett

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Cook bacon at midnight #itswhatwedo

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Its stupid you can't retweet your own tweets

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Its hard to french inhale when your not in France...

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Lets pack our bags and settle down where palm trees grow

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

If they're not attractive with sunglasses, they're not attractive without sunglasses

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Gotta make sure you get "all" your measurements!

[Trey and Brandon @TreyandBrandon]

Helping kids with cancer. #findacure #thisiswhatwedo #acouplegoodguys