𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒

i’m the nicest girl in town so why are u so mean?

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

looking for chappell roan tickets for dublin gig on september 17!! anything, anyone? 🫶🏻 #ticketfairy

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

it’s so hard when you genuinely don’t feel fit for work but still have to well… work and keep up with basic hygiene, socialisation etc when all i wanna do is sleep

[Jake @ScoobyScream]

Imagine owning two of the greatest chase scenes in horror history

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

ugh it’s so hard to be a functioning human being when all you wanna do is jump off the bridge

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

and protein bars

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

from now on i want my diet to consist of just caramel waffles

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

imagine an elderly woman called Gertrude calling ya to kindly inform that herself and the owner of the clinic have me the decision to not treat me anymore so they’re giving me a two months notice 😆

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

so a local clinic in edenderry has kicked me out and won’t see me even in case of emergency because i left them a 1 star review on google after not being able to get anything resolved with them 😆

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

my favourite colleague has heard about my departure, he comes up to me and says “finally! you got some common sense!”

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

its 2023 and i still miss that game hahaha, it has transformed my life stg

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

the year is 2012, it is a cold winters evening and i’m in my room playing the shit out of Michael Jackson The Experience. life is good

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

this super fine 6’4 man in front of me on luas and i can’t even gather myself to talk to him smh

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

@gothtallaght yeah it’s an expense but the amount of freedom this gives you - midnight drives, spontaneous trips - i wouldn’t trade it for anything else :)

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

"note to the casting directors: margot robbie isn't the right actress to cast when making this point"

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

6 years ago today, Lana Del Rey released ‘Lust for Life.’

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

got so many compliments on my outfit and hair last night 🥹💜 lana besties are the best

[𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 @TrgcKngdm]

@bruthaniall truly iconic