Tony Shortland

Sometime triathlete & cyclocross, time trial and mountain bikleist. Part-time art critic

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@boleynbadges When Rick Astley met Jacob Rees Mogg

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

James Burke had only once chance to film this scene, and the result is possibly the best timed shot in television history.

[The Own Goal Zone @OwnGoalZone]

Some vintage early 70s action. Joyous #Gaffe

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@tonyblackburn Big and as hard as nails too

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

Sad news, but he had a good innings right? Such a natural groove as the kids say. So, HOW are the audience just sitting there watching it?

[La femme merveilleuse invisible @larwoolf]

Sam Moore 1935-2025 RIP

Sam Moore, the surviving half and higher voice of the 1960s duo Sam & Dave that was known for such definitive hits of the era as “Soul Man” and “Hold On, I’m Comin,’” has died. He was 89.

[La femme merveilleuse invisible @larwoolf]

Sam Moore 1935-2025 RIP

Sam Moore, the surviving half and higher voice of the 1960s duo Sam & Dave that was known for such definitive hits of the era as “Soul Man” and “Hold On, I’m Comin,’” has died. He was 89.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

This took me a second.. 😅

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

Sometimes you have to take a moment, or 10. https://t.co/aar0UQmjik

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@Rihaines "...do you watch the news?"..... "No, not all of it..🤨.. just the bit with the spinning hallucinogenic wheel and the voices on One America News"

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Lookalike: Otto and Wes.

From the Private Eye Annual 2024, out now.

The year's best cartoons, jokes, parodies and topical sketches from the UK's most successful satirical news and current affairs magazine, illustrated throughout with cartoons, sketches and photo-bubbles. 📕 In bookshops now.

➡️ https://t.co/36hMtFE91C

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@RealTimeWWII Wow, that's a relief, you had me worried there

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@tonyblackburn Was the bottom photo taken just before you all tried to do the "Monkees Walk" @tonyblackburn ?. If so, your fans all deserve to see the video. In the top photo, choreographer Bill is telling you to start with the right leg first

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

I love him to death but he's eating me out of house and home

[George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell @simon_dell_tog]

Apple Mouse

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@BBCBreaking "the new law of conspiracy to cause a public nuisance" must have Farage shaking in his loafers

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@notDcfcBoss Toney (or Watkins) to partner Kane up front......rather than Pickford like in the previous three games?

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

You can see and hear what this moment means to @nedboulting. So much emotion

[ITV Cycling @itvcycling]

You saw it live 🇮🇲🚀

Now watch the moment @nedboulting and @millarmind called a piece of history 🎙️

#TDF2024

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@gavinesler It looks a lot like the people who attend funerals of people they don't know on the off-chance they'll get invited back for the food and drink.

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

It’s an Easter miracle!

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Feargal Sharkey, "Ofwat the regulator has already highlighted and confirmed. We have already paid them all of the funding they ever needed for 30 years to fix this problem.

"We should be asking where our money's gone and what's happened to it and how you fix it"

"Water companies have learned they can pollute with impunity because the regulatory system simply isn't up to it and it has failed. And that's created the situation which has been exposed today"

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "But that's going to require billions of spending, isn't it?"

Feargal Sharkey, "And here's the thing. We've already paid this money. The regulators confirmed it. Water companies have admitted it"

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "But it's not sitting in a bank account somewhere ready to spend it. It is"

Feargal Sharkey, "The shareholders that have left those companies £60 billion in debt that have taken £72 billion of our money. They're the ones should be held accountable. Not a penny more of public money should go into these companies"

[Tony Shortland @TriShorts63]

@CXkwp

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

Rem ering orm ollier who ied on his ay. ip.