Orion the Christmas Bear

To rise, to fall, to pass it all on to such wonderful companions. There's no tragedy in such a thing, it's truly a blessing only humanity can offer.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

While this life of mine was filled with strife from the divine... yeah, it really wasn't bad at all.

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[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour (Of course he gives a small scream as he collides with the shelf, but he quickly rights himself again)

Oh, loosen up! You got nice tits and should be proud of em! Nice and fat.

(Is he talking about a person's figure or a fucking steak right now?)

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour Yeah, I know where your eyes are. I really wanna look down there, though. Its a good pink pendant, or whatever.

(He's still trying his hardest to glance down, to make matters even worse)

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour I mean, I guess you can if you want. The biggest issue will be all that snow.

(Even while dangling in her grasp, he's clearly not bothered. In fact, he's looking down at her chest right now)

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour No? I say it because I wanna squeeze those puppies like crazy.

(He does at least pause his searching, even if its just for a moment)

I wouldn't have to scour through it if someone told me where the liquor is.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour I'm a hunter and a brawler, I don't have any need for crap like that.

(He's just opening cabinet after cabinet during this entire conversation, sighing after every failed search)

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour And you've got a huge rack.

(His tone hasn't shifted once this entire time, completely casual even as he has to basically parkour his way around the wardrobe to try and find the liquor)

Like, kinda obscenely huge, you know? Big fan.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour What? It ain't like I'm wrong, you're a hot piece of ass after all.

(She still hasn't given him anything to go off of, so he's just going to start waddling around to search for it himself)

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour (Oh no, she's the dimmest bulb in the set isn't she? He's trying very hard to speak clearly and slowly right now)

Where is your booze.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour I said where's the booze, sweet cheeks. I can get it, but if you don't tell me where it is I'm just gonna start looking around randomly.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour (Taking him in stride really does tell him instantly that her life is weird, well at least he doesnt have to explain himself)

Oh!!! Heck, I'll take a cup too then, hot stuff. Where's the bottle, I can get it.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@dulcemour Now how the hell are you lighting water on fire.

(Why is there a bear here. How is it talking)

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

I love it when beautiful women finally become apathetic to it all.

????? Yes they were????? Have you felt your shirts?????

[𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 @DeadlyDisplay]

Sure, I dont care anymore.

My shirts were NOT the reason you were in there, dont lie.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

If its really endeared you to such a degree then you should finally just let me bathe with you.

. . .

You have comfortable shirts in there okay!!!! Like a blanket!!!!

[𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 @DeadlyDisplay]

Oh come now, if anything its endeared me to you even more. Its also exactly what you get for camping out in my laundry.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

You're the worst master I've ever had IN MY LIFE!!!!!

[𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 @DeadlyDisplay]

Yeah, its awesome.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

THE DRYER DID NOT KILL ME BUT I LOOK STUPID AS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!

[𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 @DeadlyDisplay]

If a dryer manages to kill the Grand Archer we've got bigger issues.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

I'm going to end my life in new and innovative ways that'll haunt you for at LEAST 30 years.

[𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 @DeadlyDisplay]

Orion accidentally got into my dryer and came out lookin like this

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

@sweetlilcanary But hasn't closed!!! Bikini season is alive and well!!

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

Man, I got stuck for almost two weeks!!!!! I'm finally free and ready to see more total babes in bikinis!!!!

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

(Got in trouble and is currently dangling from the ceiling)

Somebody PLEASE get me down from here.

[Orion the Christmas Bear @TriStarStrength]

Then I'll stay in dream land forever!!!!

[Canary @sweetlilcanary]

Sorry. I think only in your dreams